Category: John Hawkins

Liberalism is… 1) ….idiots who think the police can keep us safe from criminals without ever accidentally hurting thugs who are resisting them and think the CIA can get information out of terrorists by giving them lattes, fluffing their pillows, and hugging them until they give in. 2) ….encouraging sexually deviant behavior at every turn, […]

I am the type of American they want to go away. I get along with cops, soldiers, preppers and country boys — the sort of guys who know how to shoot, know how to take care of themselves and would watch your back in a fight if it came to that. I don’t much like […]

  Fifteen dollars an hour to say, “Would you like fries with that?” or “Welcome to Wal-Mart?” PLEASE. My very first position out of college in a terrible job market was as a Wal-Mart portrait studio photographer. Around the holidays, we’d have long lines; trying to get kids to smile after they’ve been waiting in […]

Do you want to be hated? Then be successful AT ANYTHING. Be good AT ANYTHING. If there are people who’ve heard of you, there are people who hate you with a white-hot hate that only those who are anonymous can feel for someone they never expect to meet face-to-face. Between email and the now nearly […]

Keeping Americans poor in a prosperous country like America is not as easy as you think. After all, this is the “land of opportunity.” Legal immigrants pay tens of thousands of dollars and wait years for the opportunity to come legally and illegal immigrants often risk their lives just so they can get here and […]

There are a lot of reasons I’m not a Democrat. For example, I believe that… 1. Jesus, America, and capitalism have been the three greatest forces of good in world history. 2. An attractive woman posing with an AR-15 beats a screaming feminist in a pussy hat 10 times out of 10. 3. You can’t […]

Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks. Like a tick, liberalism latches onto a victim and sucks him dry. Of course, a single tick can’t gorge itself on so much blood that it does to a dog what liberalism did to Detroit. It doesn’t turn the different parts of […]

America is turning into such an intolerant, victim-centered, outrage-based, politically correct, that joke isn’t funny, how dare you hold an opposite opinion-centered culture, that a lot of people are afraid to tell you the truth anymore. It’s easier for people to sometimes just keep their heads down and hope that the outrage mob will pick […]

Because I have no qualms about hammering the Left for anti-white comments or tackling racial issues that come that up in the news, white nationalists do come across my work. Inevitably, they end up deeply disappointed and one of them recently wrote me about it. Here’s a compilation of a couple of emails he recently […]

I’ve been poor. Bouncing a check for a $20 pizza poor. Sleeping in an elevator for a night when I was out of town poor because I couldn’t afford to pay for a 1/4 share of a cheap room and was too proud to take charity poor. Living on a bag of potatoes and 33 […]

Thousands of years after the Roman Empire fell, people are still speculating about how such a powerful empire became too feeble to defend itself. Did it become corrupt? Was its taxes too high? Was it widespread lead poisoning? The refusal to break up tribes it assimilated? Was it the loss of traditional values? Did it […]

1. We’re splitting up children from their parents! Are you an American citizen? Well, if you commit a serious crime tomorrow, you will be separated from your children. Try taking your kid with you to commit a bank robbery and see how far you get arguing that you should be able to take junior with […]

It’s hard to have an honest conversation about gay issues because liberals treat anything other than outright celebration of all things gay as “hate.” That doesn’t leave people much room to discuss a complicated issue that involves real human beings who often have to deal with a lot of challenges because of their sexual orientation. […]

1) If Islam is really a religion of peace, as opposed to a particularly violent religion, then why do so many people and organizations across the world refuse to show Muhammad cartoons out of fear that they’ll be murdered by devout Muslims for doing it? 2) If illegal immigrants are supposed to help our economy, […]

I do not envy young men in our society. A lot of them grow up without strong male role models. They’re shoved through an education that treats them like defective girls and they come out of that into a world that incessantly feeds them mixed messages. Be chivalrous… chivalry is sexism that means you think […]

My latest Townhall column is called, The 5 Biggest Things Liberals Get Wrong About Themselves. Here’s an excerpt from the column. If self-delusion were magic, average liberals would be David Blaine, David Copperfield and Houdini all rolled up into one. Most of what they say has no relation to what they’re doing, the policies they push […]

Two thousand years ago, there may not have been liberals as we think of them today, but some of the dumb ideas that underpin the whole ideology were floating around. Fortunately, in Greece some of the greatest minds in human history were there to set people straight. There are an awful lot of liberals who […]

Democrats have long since realized that people who are poor and dependent on the government will vote for them, even if it is their liberal policies that created the poverty and dependency. That’s why every ghetto in America is controlled lock, stock, and barrel by liberal Democrats. Unfortunately, so many destitute Americans have yet to […]

Since Obama became President and started subtly supporting race-baiting and cop-hating, mob violence is back in style. Hordes of Occupy thugs took over parks, blocked traffic and vandalized property while cops were ordered to leave them alone. Ferguson was ripped to pieces while the Democratic governor held back the National Guard. BlackLivesMatter asshats have been […]

Did you know that for all the projection you get from liberals about conservatives being angry, unhappy, bitter people, conservatives are actually happier than liberals? Don’t take it from me; take it from Arthur Brooks in the very liberal New York Times: Scholars on both the left and right have studied this question extensively, and have […]

Saul Alinsky was a brilliant man. Evil, but brilliant. Unfortunately, whether we like it or not, everyone on the Left from the President on down is playing by his rules in the political arena. Not all liberals have read his book or know his name, but his tactics have become universal. Sadly for conservatives, when […]

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.” – Orson Welles “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” – The Princess Bride   Life is full of possibility and opportunity, but it’s also harsh and unforgiving. Yes, you can make a great life […]

Ever been pinned down at Thanksgiving Dinner by a crabby relative who goes on a tirade about trivial complaints which are laced with biting criticism? “Why are skirts so short these days?” “You’ve gained a few pounds.” “Ugh, next you’ll be talking to those ‘negroes!’ You’re barely able to tolerate it because she’s old, out […]

1) The Founding Fathers were generally religious, gun-toting small government fanatics who were so far to the Right that they’d make Ann Coulter look like Jimmy Carter. 2) The greatest evil this country has ever committed isn’t slavery; it’s killing more than 50 million innocent children via abortion. 3) Conservatives are much more compassionate than […]

It’s hard to tell whether the liberal love of censorship and cancel culture comes from sheer arrogance or the fear that the American people will reject their ideas if the other side gets a fair hearing. Perhaps it’s something in-between the two… what psychologists like to call fragile high self-esteem: There are many kinds of high […]

Have you heard about the Greater Idaho movement? It’s a movement that is encouraging 18 counties in Oregon along with a number of counties in California to join Idaho. Maybe a decade ago, most people would have assumed the whole thing was put together by a crank and Ghostwriter Agentur  would have just laughed it […]

Throughout your life, you will find that most non-catastrophic problems you face will have a simple fix. Not necessarily an easy fix, but a simple fix. The same goes for nations. Many of us worry about the future of this country and we wonder how we can possibly fix all the problems we’re up against […]

Deciding who’s the “most influential” anything is inherently arbitrary and it’s even more difficult in this case when we’re comparing black politicians, judges, columnists, radio hosts, and activists. Inevitably, some people will disagree with the list but look at it as a fun way to give a few people credit for their success. Speaking of […]