Hugo Chavez: Capitalism Ended Life on Mars


No wonder Comrade Obama has essentially pulled the plug on NASA, reducing it to a propaganda ministry devoted to publicizing the ancient scientific achievements of Muslims. He just wanted to stop the genocide. His pal Hugo Chavez reveals that capitalism may have snuffed out life on Mars:

“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in a speech on Tuesday.

So fellow commie Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) could have been right about that flag.

Economic freedom has also wreaked havoc closer to home:

The socialist president has been a fierce opponent of capitalism, and during his World Water Day speech, Chavez blamed capitalism for destroying Earth’s water supplies as well.

“Here on planet Earth, where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts,” Chavez said.

Apparently liberty makes water disappear. But thanks to Chavez, Obama, and others of their kind, it is now freedom that’s evaporating, to the relief of any remaining Martians.

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Making the solar system safe from economic liberty.

On tips from J, Mark J, lonelypatriot, AC, and Smorfia48. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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