Republican Hot List


Let’s face it. The Hill’s list of the top 50 Most Beautiful People just wasn’t that good this year and skewed heavily Democratic.

I tried to make a list of the top ten best looking Republicans on the Hill and came up short. John asked me repeatedly to put in one rightwinger in booty shorts from the list, but I keep it classy, ok?

Here’s my running list in no particular order:

(Basically, I cribbed a list from Mediabistro, the Hill list and people I know.)

I came up a little short of ideas though. You all have some suggestions for me?

Men:
-Sen. John Thune (S.D.)
-Kevin Madden, former press aide to Rep. John Boehner, now working for Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign
-Sen. John Ensign (Ariz.)
-Chris Kinnan, VP of policy at FreedomWorks
-Rob Bluey, Heritage and robertbluey.com

Women:
-Rep. Mary Bono (Calif.)
-Frances Townsend
-Rep. Marsha Blackburn (Tenn.)

I’ll keep adding to the list through the day until I get 5 men and 5 women. There are some pretty people on Facebook I want to link, but they are upgrading and I can’t get in.

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