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Putting the Battery in Moonbattery
Written By : Van Helsing
January 16, 2009

You have to wonder what Freud would make of the moonbat obsession with bodily functions. They advocate making do with one square of toilet paper and want to ban flush toilets. Lefty bubblehead Drew Barrymore took a “poo in the woods hunched over like an animal” and described the experience as “awesome.” Now this:

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The Nopopo batteries use a combination of magnesium and carbon that can be mixed with a variety of fluids (including urine) to produce a charge. These batteries only last around 500mAh, which is far less than your average alkaline AA battery, but at least you won’t have to kill the earth to recharge them.

Nopopo stands for “no pollution power.” Apparently piddling all over yourself as you attempt to recharge the batteries doesn’t count as pollution — presumably because it could only improve the smell of most environmentalist moonbats.

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Careful with that yellow stuff.

Hat tip: BelchSpeak. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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