Obama to Release Osama’s Bodyguard From Gitmo Because He Wants to Start a “Milk & Honey Farm”


As the saying goes, “sounds legit.”: Obama is releasing Osama’s personal bodyguard so he can start a milk and honey farm.

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Abdel Malik Wahab al Rahabi was a bodyguard for Osama bin Laden before he was captured.

If you thought President Obama’s release of five top Taliban commanders in exchange for POW Bowe Bergdahl was bad, wait until you see what his Gitmo parole board plans.

Desperate to empty the Guantanamo Bay prison by the end of his term, Obama quietly is giving “get out of jail free” cards for the flimsiest of excuses…One al Qaeda suspect captured in Afghanistan is considered reformed because he took up yoga and read a biography of the Dalai Lama. Another is eligible for release because of his “positive attitude.”

Let’s hope he’s not as dangerous as the terrorists we exchanged for Bowe Bergdahl.

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