Malaise Speech Part 2
Obama blames a “deficit of trust” for our troubles. It’s Jimmy Carter all over again. America, this is all your fault.
Hey, are you a good and decent person? ARE YOU???? Well then, if someone were to do something for you,
Oorah! Content used with permission of Cassandra at Villainous Company (although I’m not sure if she’s the original source of
So what’s the next stop for Spitzer? “Dancing With the Stars?” Or some Kardashian-like reality TV show?
“The subterranean demographic just never watched,” a CNN executive explained. “We needed those viewers. Even a few eyeless fish would