Larry the Cable Guy has it down. He could be a health care navigator:
“It’s a disaster. But I have figured a lot of it out. I figured out the Bronze plan.
The Bronze plan is the color your finger’s going to look like after you give yourself a prostrate exam.
The gold plan is when you start to miss your wedding ring after you had to pay for the deductible.
The silver plan is what color your hair is going to be after you sign up for it.”
Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit