Kung-Fu Election!


So you’re, like us, kind of angry that your favorite candidate was defeated last night, right? Its almost impossible not to be angry unless you were a supporter of Obama, or of Mike Huckabee, in which case you probably aren’t reading this because you’re, in any way, “like us.”

But back to the point. If you’re like us, you might have the urge to kick the crap out of another person’s candidate, which is why the Internets proudly present…

Kung-Fu Election where your chosen Presidential nominees fight Mortal Kombat style…to the DEATH.* Also comes complete with cheesy rap video starring a guy in a cheap samurai uniform.

*Does not include Ron Paul

E. M. Zanotti spreads vicious political gossip at American Princess

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