Kung-Fu Election!


So you’re, like us, kind of angry that your favorite candidate was defeated last night, right? Its almost impossible not to be angry unless you were a supporter of Obama, or of Mike Huckabee, in which case you probably aren’t reading this because you’re, in any way, “like us.”

But back to the point. If you’re like us, you might have the urge to kick the crap out of another person’s candidate, which is why the Internets proudly present…

Kung-Fu Election where your chosen Presidential nominees fight Mortal Kombat style…to the DEATH.* Also comes complete with cheesy rap video starring a guy in a cheap samurai uniform.

*Does not include Ron Paul

E. M. Zanotti spreads vicious political gossip at American Princess

Also see...

Related Articles

Democrats Unveil Bold Plan To Win Back South By 2076 By Matt Myford

The Democratic National Committee released a statement yesterday stating there’s “a darn good chance” their party could be competitive in

RWN’s Holiday Schedule (RWN Returns Tomorrow)

On Friday, RWN had the following guest bloggers: Michael Fumento Patrick Hynes Betsy Newmark Cassandra Danny Carlton Thanks for helping

4

‘Angle of Attack’ – From the Steven Givler Collection

From my good friend, Maj. Steven Givler, “New Home for My Paintings.” Lots more fabulous paintings at the link. And