Enquirer: Michelle Obama Looking to Divorce Barack


Remember when the National Enquirer was the only one reporting that Sen. John Edwards knocked some woman up? : It’s stuff like that that makes you read this and think it just might be possible:

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But now Michelle is mad AS hell. She feels violated in front of the whole world, and screamed at him, ‘I’ve had enough!’

She’s met with divorce lawyers and told Barack that she wants a life apart from him.

Mi:­chelle will stay in the White House for the rest of Barack’s term for appearances’ sake, but she made it clear they’ll be leading separate lives.

She’s moving into one of the va:­cant bedrooms in the family’s private living quarters, and she’s preparing to move his clothes and personal things out of their million-dollar house in Chicago.

Behind the scenes, his advisers chewed him out, saying the photo:­graphic images of his frat-boy hijinks will haunt him forever.

On top of that, women voters have bombarded the White House with letters, phone calls and emails ex:­pressing sympathy for the first lady and anger at the president.

Even Obama’s top female advisers and friends like Valerie Jarrett were disappointed with him.

Rather than unloading on him in South Africa, where their privacy was not guaranteed, or on Air Force One among other high-ranking dig:­nitaries, including George and Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton, Michelle reserved her fury until they were back in their private quarters in the White House. Then she went ballistic behind closed doors.

Barack has humiliated Mi:­chelle before, but this incident was played out on the world stage. Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that the president has absolutely no respect for his wife.

Now that Barack has embarrassed Michelle in front of the world, he’s going to pay a big, big price. Michelle has said she wants a huge chunk of his net worth.

This divorce is going to cost him a fortune.”

It is the Enquirer, but what do you think?

See also: : DNC Sees Impeachment For Obama On The Marxist Horizon

Duane Lester

Duane Lester

Duane Lester is co-founder of All American Blogger, and the primary writer. Following graduation, Duane entered the United States Navy as a journalist. He spent five years touring the world, reporting on local news and sports. Following his enlistment, Duane spent almost 10 years working with adjudicated youth in residential treatment environments. Duane discovered politics after September 11. He credits Erich "Mancow" Muller for opening his eyes to his conservative beliefs. Since then, Duane has devoured books and literature on politics, reading everything he can from Adam Smith to Larry Elder to Thomas Sowell. He refers to his style of politics as "conserva-tarian", a mixture of conservative and libertarian beliefs.

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