Shrill ultra-left propagandist Keith Olbermann has now declared that his pathetic Countdown program is the highest rated cable news show on TV. The facts tell a very different story, so Oderman gives them a violent twist:

I hate to intrude with the facts but ours is the highest rated cable news program viewers 35 and younger and the highest rated cable news program for all viewers not on Fixed News. And since Fixed News has since now migrated completely over to serving propaganda to tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists it is not a news organization making this show the highest rated cable news program, period.

In short, news programs that don't advance his psychotic worldview don't count; therefore he has the highest ratings in the world — that is, in his world.

Meanwhile, back in everyone else's world, Uberdouche is getting trounced by Glenn Beck, Shep Smith, Brett Baier, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Greta Van Susteren even in the 35 and younger bracket — and for good reason. Who would trust a guy so obviously delusional to tell them what's going on in the world?

On tips from Kyle and Chad. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.