* "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." - Mike Tyson

* "I don't come to bow, I come to conquer." -- Bob Marley

* "Ok, our mission failed, but we learned a lot. Primarily that girls don't have balls." -- South Park

* "No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes." -- William Gladstone

* "So we're all now pretty clear that Obama's main skill is sounding smart to stupid people. Beyond that he's pretty useless." -- Frank J.

* "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell

* "I'm like a runaway,
a heart without a home,
others can laugh and play,
I'll fight for every inch I take,
I'm desperate to the bone." -- Stay Hungry, Twisted Sister

* "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." -- Shakesphere's Julius Caesar

* "The right man is the one who seizes the moment." -- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

* "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." -- Henry David Thoreau

* "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice!" -- Barry Goldwater

* "We're outgunned and undermanned, but you know something? We're gonna win. Wanna know why? Superior attitude, superior state of mind." - Marked For Death

* "Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts." -- Arnold Bennett

* "When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you." -- Randy Pausch

* "People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them." -- Eric Hoffer

* "The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.' - Mat. 25:40

* "Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something." -- Randy Pausch

* "People who live in the now, those people make things happen." -- Cesar Millan

* "You get enough smug in the atmosphere you know what that leads to? Global laming!" -- Ranger McFriendly, South Park

* "When I speak I put on a mask. When I act I am forced to take it off." -- Helvetius