At last we know the truth about Sarah Palin's resignation. A caller to Al Sharpton's radio show is wise to Saracuda's involvement in the death of the creepy pervert revered by millions as the King of Pop. Reverend Al seems to regard the theory as plausible:

Partial transcript, via The Radio Equalizer:

FEMALE CALLER (31:50): He (Michael Jackson) is truly the soundtrack of my life. I also have a theory about Sarah Palin as well and I'm going to put it out there on radio, hopefully someone can investigate.

But, I think maybe she did something to Michael Jackson. Maybe there's a scandal there. Maybe she's stepping down because something's about to come out. I don't know, but I'm gonna just put it out there on your show so we'll see.

SHARPTON: All right, thank you for your call, Ashley. That's interesting. I'll put it out, we'll see.

If O.J. can be innocent, and Barack Hussein Obama can be a fit President for the United States, why can't Wacko Jacko have been murdered by Sarah Palin? Too bad Dan Rather isn't still around to produce the appropriate documents.

On a tip from V the K. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.