* Americans have been stupefied by Bridges to Nowhere and John and Kate + 8. At least the Roman mob got bread and circuses.

* Have you noticed the foreign leaders who kiss Obama's behind, he treats like crap. Those who crap on him, he kisses their behinds.

* Anyone who thinks Sarah Palin is even close to being a spent political force doesn't know much about politics.

* Meghan McCain is writing a "memoir"? What has she ever accomplished? PS: Being born w/ the last name "McCain" doesn't count.

* Peggy Noonan is a tired, inside-the-Beltway hack and she should have retired years ago. PS: Take Kathleen Parker w/ you.

* Any Republican who hires backbiting McCain staffers like Steve Schmidt, Mike Murphy, and Nicole Wallace is a bad guy in my book.

* The surest indication that a Republican is a completely worthless turd is for the GOP to be backing them in a primary.

* So during all the endless Michael Jackson coverage, did anyone ever figure out why he turned white?

* My pledge: If I move into a house and realize it's haunted, I will immediately move out and work out the details later.

* Why not audit the Fed?