Frylock: "That's not a toy!" Master Shake: "You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun." -- Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"The people who did it weren't caught. So, looks like nobody will ever know the geniuses who masterminded that perfect crime." -- Cartman

"Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach." -- Scott Hall

"Energy flows where attention goes." -- Serge Kahili King

"That guy couldn't invent himself out of a bag full of science." -- Jay Pinkerton

"Obama's having trouble finding a church. It's because whenever he wants to get worshipped, he just calls a press conference" -- Red State Update

"The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly." -- Teddy Roosevelt

"It's not that we have a short time to live, but that we waste a lot of it." -Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Obama's refusing to recognize the National Day of Prayer because he doesn't like the competition." -- Jason Smith

"If you're going to have faith, you can't just have it when the miracles happen. You have to have it when they don't." -- Supernatural