* It's an odd Hollywood driven idea that we need a "cool" leader. Caring about being "cool" should be for singers & celebs, not the POTUS.

* For the record, I strongly disagree with any liberals who may want to help the environment by murdering hobos for Earth Day.

* The most ironic thing about that Somali pirate? 20 years from now he'll probably be out of jail, living in the states, on welfare.

* Irony cubed: Young, internet savvy Americans help elect Obama. He repays them w/ an internet sales tax and by putting them deep in debt.

* The most important thing Michael Steele can do as RNC Chair is to fix the primary system so it isn't rigged against conservative candidates

* For the record, I support waterboarding, stress positions, sleep deprivation, and dumping caterpillars on terrorists. None of it's torture.

* If something creepy or supernatural happened in a new house, I'd immediately move. That's why I wouldn't work as the star of a horror flick.

* Isn't it sort of odd for Burger King to be running a commercial featuring square-*ss shaking women to sell a toy aimed at small children?

* Many losers aren't lovable. Not everybody deserves acceptance or unconditional love. Some people deserve to be ashamed.

* The Janeane Garofalo "you're racists for not liking Obama" thing is just the start. The more unpopular he gets, the more libs will cry racism