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March 31, 2009
Van Helsing Moonbats Design Life Vest for Polar Bears

Despite cooling temperatures, thickening ice, and increasing polar bear populations in our reality, in the Twilight Zone inhabited by moonbats, the semi-aquatic man-eating beasts known as Ursus maritimus (bear of the sea) continue to be menaced by melting ice that might drop them in the drink. See for yourself:

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Fortunately, progressives have developed a solution: life vests. The Kool-Aid–guzzling kooks at the Guardian report:

As the climate crisis mounts and Arctic icebergs slip away, polar bears are suffering starvation, population declines, and drowning as they must swim further and further to find food. Seeking to raise awareness for the endangered species' plight, ADDI Concepts has taken wildlife preservation literally by designing a life-vest for displaced polar bears struggling to stay afloat as their homes sink into the sea.

The company has also developed a bullet-proof vest to protect tigers from hunters. But nothing has been developed to protect our sanity from the relentless onslaught of moonbattery.

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A polar bear wearing a life vest.

Hat tip: theblogprof. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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