Forget Cheryl Croak demanding we use only one sheet of toilet paper. Forget sanctimonious Euroweenies chiding Americans for causing "ecological destruction" by making our TP too soft. The global warming hoax has now truly hit bottom:

What you see above are reusable cloth toilet wipes. According to advocates, reusables not only save the polar bears by supporting a natural lifestyle, but also have the advantage that they "can be used wet without any of the sopping disintegration that regular toilet paper is prone to." If you like to use wet toilet paper but hate that pesky sopping disintegration, these could be for you.

There's always the possibility that people won't choose to use rags instead of toilet paper. But if the government can take away our light bulbs, it can take away our Charmin too.

Hat tip: Andrew Bolt Blog, on a tip from mega. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.