Usually, I try to avoid videos that go over about 3 minutes or so because people don't watch them. But, this 9 minute long video from "Macho Sauce," who may have already passed Mary Katherine Ham and Michelle Malkin to become the best conservative vlogger, is so entertaining and makes so many fantastic points that you'll wish it was 20 minutes long. I mean, c'mon, how can conservative videos feature martial arts and light sabers in a duel with Barack Obama?