Hanoi John Kerry — who whines that he was "swiftboated" because men who had served with him in Vietnam gave the lie to his phony war hero status — had this to say about real war hero John McCain:

These are the exciting last two week moments of the presidential campaign. So it's a very special time. I can't wait for it to be over. I am so tired of the press' silly questions that they ask along the way. And cable television which reduces everything to stupidity — the lowest common denominator of conflict.

I don't know if any of you know what it's like. I do, obviously. I've been asked all of those brilliant questions that were repeated this year.

Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question. I was tempted to say commando.

Then they asked McCain and McCain said, "Depends."

Yuk yuk. Maybe Kerry should trade his political career for stand-up comedy. With his left-wing politics and complete lack of class, he would be a natural. Unfortunately, he's more likely to be our next Secretary of State.

Hat tip: American Thinker, on a tip from Byron. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.