Mr. Hope-Changeyness himself shows us just how unlike a regular politician he is. See, these aren't flip-flops. This is just pandering you can believe in! Like, duh!

Of course, the name John Kerry is floating around in my head right about now. Obama was just for this stuff before he was against it... before he was for it again. Or something like that. But of course, we need to remember that the Obamamessiah has charisma. And hope. And he stands for change. And that's all we need to know. Who cares if he can't keep his story straight on Iraq? Solid policy isn't what's important. Pretty speeches are much more important.

Hat Tip: Hot Air