Third World colonizers certainly are catching on to how you get ahead in the West — by posing as a victim and suing. A London hair salon is now on the brink of bankruptcy after being ordered to pay 19-year-old Bushra Noah $7,800 because her feelings were hurt when it failed to hire her. The job entailed showing her hair, which as a Muslim she made clear in advance she would not do.

Here's a terrifying paragraph:

[The owner] was unable to prove to the court that employing someone with a headscarf would have a negative impact on her business' stylistic integrity, The Mail reported.

The idea that you could prove such a thing in court is preposterous. But what's worse: what kind of totalitarian dystopia are we living in if private citizens have to justify how they run their businesses to moonbatty, authoritarian courts that don't know the first thing about them?

Meanwhile, a Sikh is suing Disney World for $1 million, claiming it wouldn't hire him as a trumpet player because the turban and conspicuously neglected personal grooming characteristic of his religion didn't fit the Disney look. According to Disney, the guy never even applied for a job. But they'll no doubt settle for something in the six-figure range.

On tips from SircleMemphis and Matt L. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.