Radical Islam wants to take over the world, Toronto Muslims run "welfare harem" scams and their colleagues around the nation try to silence Ezra Levant and Mark Steyn.

But fear not: the Canadian Left is oh-so-bravely fighting "the real enemy" -- two dozen illiterate bald dudes in ugly t-shirts.

(Kathy Shaidle blogs daily at FiveFeetOfFury.com, and writes for FrontPage Magazine. Her latest book has been called a "must-read" by Mark Steyn.)