As you're already aware, tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I'm going to be photoshopping some political Valentines for the occasion. I'm looking for funny suggestions here, material like this and this (a little raunchy), except related to politics.

Maybe something like,

My earmark is a bridge...to your heart!

Give me some suggestions in the comments section and if all goes well, I'll be able to create some of them for tomorrow.