El Presidente has resigned!

Breaking news** fidel castro retires

To my dearest compatriots, who have recently honored me so much by electing me a member of the Parliament where so many agreements should be adopted of utmost importance to the destiny of our Revolution, I am saying that I will neither aspire to nor accept, I repeat, I will neither aspire to nor accept the positions of President of the State Council and Commander in Chief.

Dance on Castro's grave, Snoopy, DANCE!

First stop, out of power. Second stop, surely, must be the grave because Castro wouldn't give up control of Cuba unless he is too sick to hold the reins.

Personally, I'm only sorry that he's going to die of natural causes. Dictators like him deserve to go out like Mussolini, hung upside down on a meathook or like Saddam, swung on a rope by the very people he used to enslave.

PS: The really sad thing here is that the old monster's legacy of communism and evil won't die with him when he happily expires. The Cuban people deserve to be free and hopefully, the Bush administration has plans to help make that happen.