Are You Smarter Then A Moonbat? - Right Wing News (Conservative News and Views)

Let's get right to it! Answers below the fold. Let's see how well you do! (cross posted at Pirate's Cove and Blue Star Chronicles)

Climahysterics believe that changing one's lifestyle for climate change is something that everyone...

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a pantload
a necessary evil used a whopping 3 times over 4 years ago on high value Al Qaeda members, which liberals have whined about to the point that it is no longer a worthwhile intelligence gather tool
the number one issue espoused by people who should be grateful their Mom had a different opinion
else must do. They just can't afford to change theirs at the moment
a Bircheresque crank whose national security policies are pretty much the same as the liberals running for President. And he has A Blimp!
get a paycheck
raising taxes on people getting a paycheck
someone who lives in the past. Preferably right around 1/20/2001
a fictionary place that the liberals want us to lose, too
was modeled after John Edwards hair
based on Hillary Clinton's ankles
he wants people to know where Delaware actually is
probably learn to duck at random times as his poll numbers approach Clintons
the 40% he rakes off their jury rewards
the number of Visitors he can get to vote for him
she deflects attention away from the raving lunatic he really is
it would be a major cut in pay from what he rakes in from the Climahysterics
someone you should keep your daughter away from
make sure Markos Moulitsas doesn't back them.
nothing fuel efficient
the gift that keeps giving, which is why you pretty much hear zip from him anymore, and it is tough to find information on him even Democrats.com, the official Dem website