David Beckham is, for those of you lucky enough not to know anything about soccer, the Michael Jordan of the sport. Because of that -- and because he's married to the ultra hot Posh Spice, you can't help but hear about the guy.

So, yesterday, I ran across this story, "Bored like Beckham: Posh fails to crack a smile as David finally scores for Galaxy," and I figured I'd check it out to see how Posh was looking.

It was at that point I realized that Beckham actually plays for a team with an enormous Herbalife ad right in the middle of their uniform,

Instead of the LA Galaxy, they might as well be called the LA Herbalifes.

How lame is that?

On the other hand, it's probably a great deal for Herbalife since you couldn't help but spend a lot of time looking at the ad while you're waiting around endlessly for someone to score in a sport so dull it makes checkers look like a mixed martial arts death match.