From the DC Craigslist

I would almost be a Whore to go see Al Gore!! Please takeme or sell me - $9999

Reply to: sale-339873458@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-28, 2:00PM EDT

ONE TICKET!!! Or two if you had extras! I REALLY NEED a ticket

No commentary necessary, I suppose, but I can't help but wonder what an ‘almost' whore is, and how far exactly this unhinged chick will go for her Al Gore.

This content was used with the permission of Right Thinking Girl.