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March 14, 2007
John Hawkins The Top 10 Pro-Iranian Movies We Could Have Made Instead Of "300"

Apparently, the crazies that run Iran weren't too happy with the movie "300." In fact, Javad Shamqadri, an art advisor to Iran's Islamo-Fascist, holocaust denying President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, said that 300 was "part of a comprehensive U.S. psychological war aimed at Iranian culture." Yeah, we should be so organized.

Anyway, in the "spirit of cultural generosity," Kate, with some help from her readers, Small Dead Animals tried to come up with some film ideas that would make the Iranian leaders happy and luckily for all of you, she gave permission for me to do a top 10 list comprised on those selections here at Right Wing News.

So, without further ado, here are the top 10 pro-Iranian films we could have made instead of "300."

10) Ahmednegeddon

9) Fellowship of the Fatwa

8) One Blew Up Over The Mullah's Nest

7) 4 Beheadings And A Funeral

6) Fatwa Gump

5) Death to Smoochy the Infidel

4) Brokeback Fatwa

3) Harold and Kumar go to White Castle to behead the Infidels.

2) Throw Israel From The Train

1) Indiana Jones & IN THE NAME OF ALLAH WE SHALL AVENGE THE LAST CRUSADE. Peace be upon you.

Make sure to check out Small Dead Animals.

Update #1:More suggestions from the comments section of RWN, as of 12:35 PM

10) Mohammed Dynamite

9) Fast Times at Ramadan High

8) Martyring Private Ryan

7) Citizen Caned

6) The Good, The Bad And The Infidel

5) The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Burqua

4) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Abu Ghraib

3) Dude, Where's My Car Bomb?

2) Honey, I Martyred the Kids

1) Beheadin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Darn, I was hoping for a remake of "The 40 year old Mullah (who marries a nine year old)"
11) Beheadin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
11) Beheadin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by Glibertarian
March 14, 2007 11:14 AM
**************************
Funniest. Comment. Ever.
Raiders of the Lost Akbar
Raiders of the Lost Akbar

Posted by mojoe
March 14, 2007 11:16 AM


It's a trap!!!!
Last of the Mujahadeen
Martyring Private Ryan
So I married a martyr.
Empire of the Sand
Tales from the cave.
For a Few Dinars More

A Fist Full of Dinars
Mullah dearist
The Iraqi Horror Picture Show
Touched By a Mullah

Tales of a 4th Grade Genital Mutilation
Planes, Trains and Automobile Bombs
12 Angry Imans
Herbie: Fully Loaded With High Explosives
The Camel Hunter
Gone with the Car Bomb.
The Hitchhikers Guide To Smuggling Arms Into Iraq
8 heads in a duffle bag
Dirty Rotten Zionists
Martyr on Elm Street
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Burqua
The Good, The Bad And The Infidel
Al Qaida and the bomb factory
8 heads in a duffle bag

Posted by airfr8er
March 14, 2007 11:32 AM |

Dirty Rotten Zionists

Posted by mojoe
March 14, 2007 11:32 AM



Ahahahaha!!!!
An Inconvenient Truth.
Easy Bomber
An Inconvenient Tooth....
Fast Times at Ramadan High
The Outlaw George Bush
Wino and Shiteherder.
Aeon Fluxcapacitor
Pride and Prejudice against those filthy Jews
A Martyr Without a Car.
A filthy river runs through it
Dude, where's my car bomb?
Fahrenheit 911.
The Mullah Strikes Back

Camel Trek

Bomb with the Wind
Blood of Infidels and Chocolate
The Bridge on the River Tigris
Dude, where's my car bomb?
Posted by airfr8er
March 14, 2007 11:41 AM |

hahahahahaha good one!

The longest Jihad
Man on the Boom.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Abu Ghraib
The scent of a goat.
The Nutty Mohamed.
Imans on a plane.
Funny Bombs.
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mohamed.
A nuke too far
Ahkbar’s Resturant.
Kentucky Fried Zionist.
Mohammed Dynamite
The Sands of Tehran
Casa mullah.
Scary Mullah 4: Attack of the Sand fleas
Kill All (Parts 1&2)
Rocky Martyr Picture Show.
The Dirty Dozen Mullahs
Eternal Sunshine Of The Empty Mind
The Cousin In-Law
A Few Dead Martyrs.
My Mother the Suicide Bomber
Confessions Of A Tehran Drama Queen
Scary Mullah 4: Attack of the Sand fleas

Posted by xtremewing
March 14, 2007 11:50 AM |

ROFLMAO!



The Ahmadinejad Code

The Ahmadinejad Strain

Clash of the Towelheads
Don't Tell Imam the Babysitter's Been Beheaded

Harold and Kumar blow up the White House
Brokeback Mount Olympus
West Bank Story.
Wild, Wild West Bank.
So I Married a 10 Year Old.
Blades of Gory
The Bomb Unit
Camel Lot
Bridge to Teraburqa
Where Jihadists Dare
Dude, Where's My Car Bomb?
National Lampoon's Van Ahmadinejad
A Bombs Life.
Jurassic Pork
Sleepless in Syria

When Hairy blew up Sally
How Mohamed Got his Groove Back.
Achmed Powers: International Man of Terror

Honey, I Martyred the Kids
Ahmadinejad Dynamite
I Love Lucy Dead
The Iraqi Horror Picture Show

*Applause*
Persian Men Can't Jump
Oh Mohaamed, You Devil
"Honey, I Martyred the Kids

Posted by agerundajr"


this one is good




Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jihad
Eyes Wired Shut
You, Me and an IED.
You, Me and an IED.

Posted by Good_Ol_Boy



damn, you guys are good
Terror: Iranian Style
"damn, you guys are good"

Thanks, dude. Seriously though, there are some funny/clever bastiches here on RWN!
10 things i hate about infidels
Abu Achmed-Child Molester: When Allah Calls.
The Suicide Girl
10 things i hate about infidels

Posted by airfr8er




this is getting fun
correction. 10 things i hate about jew
It’s a Wonderful Strife.
Citizen Caned
Ramadan in Connecticut.
Subdue the World in 80 Days.
Passenger 57 has a box-cutter.
The Martyrship of Eddie’s Father
Zionist from the Black Lagoon.
The Sound of Mullahs
Jew Wars: Return of the Jihadi
Dawn of the dead Zionists.
Raging Bullshit
Dial M for Martyr.
Uncle Mohamed’s Cabin.
Jew Wars: The Caliphate Strikes Back

Revenge on the Kurds
Roadside bomb House.
Hmmm, that one was a bit of a stretch, wasn't it?
Rebel Without A Car Bomb
One jew over the cookoo's nest
The Way We War
To Kill an Infidel
Close Encounter Of The Kurd Kind
Close Encounter Of The Kurd Kind
Posted by Glibertarian
March 14, 2007 12:32 PM |


I don't care who ya are... that right there is funny.

A Shiite at the Roxbury
Everything you wanted to know about making IEDs, but were afraid to ask.
Dances With Camels
A Nihgtmare on Ramahdi Street.
In the name of Allah
Beheaded
Interesting that there no funnies here from our resident libs, huh?

YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS! Thanks for the lunchtime chuckles
Full SunniupRising
"Dances With Camels"

LMAO!
Posted by Glibertarian
March 14, 2007 12:31 PM


Zionist thief!
National Lampoons Camel House
The Adventures of Buckaroo Ben Laden.
Lock Stock and two Smoking Car Bombs.
Bakkah Valley P.L.O.
M*A*S*H; (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; the Sham Holocaust).
This is more fun than a human being should be allowed to have!

A Sand Storm Runs Through It

Live Free Or Die by Beheading
Full Metal Suicide Jacket
Finding Nemo's body parts
Rosemary's Burhka.
Shia Hate Me
Zionist thief!

Posted by Don_cos
March 14, 2007 12:38 PM



????
Bridge to 72 Virgins
The Land Before Zion.
Return of the Iman.
Mr Jihadist blows up Washington

The jihadist who shot Liberty Valence
He Said, Shia Said
Crouching Tigris, Hidden Drag Queen
Blazing Car Seats.
Dull Blades of Gory
????

Posted by Glibertarian
March 14, 2007 12:46 PM



Sorry I forgot the ;-}. I was getting ready to post "Rebel withou a Car Bomb", but you beat me to it!
Ali Babba & the 40 Suicide Bombers
Bonfire Of The Zionists
Wild Hogs Are Unclean
Buffy the Zionist Pig Slayer!

Rated R due to gratuitous ankle shot.
The Silence of the Islams
Speed 3: Tel Aviv
Buffy the Zionist Pig Slayer!

Rated R due to gratuitous ankle shot.

Posted by Don_cos

LOL!
for the pacifist libs:

Facing the Giant Poop in my Pants

A Hadjii Home Companion
The Muppets Take Mosul
Pale Camel Rider

Perfect Sandstorm
Dr. Ahmadenijad: How I never stop worrying about not hating the Jews enough while I build The Bomb.
Iraqniphobia
The Wizard of Jihad.
Monty Python and the Evil Crusaders
Around the Mosque in 80 Days.
Pirates of the Persian Gulf: Curse of the Clintons

Pirates of the Persian Gulf 2: Dead Socialists Society
Ferris Bueller's Head Off
Killing Private Ryan
50 First Rapes.
From Dusk Til Morning Prayers
Little Miss Suicide-Bomber
On a Clear Day you can see Israel Burning.
Burqa's Law
Erin Burquavich
The Sandlot
Allah Loves Lucy
There's something about Mahmoud
[sorry, my 1:07 was a TV show]
How to lose a head in 10 days.
Life of Zion
Jew, Me and Dupree
Dirty Hadji in The Dead Pool
Kuwait Until Dark
Into the Sunni

Above Sharia Law

Fast Times at Terhan High
The Royal IranImams
The Usual Zionist Suspects
Jew
The Devil Wears Burqa
Jew on a Hot Tin Roof
Not Another Jew Movie
Sniper(fiddler) on the roof
Jew

Posted by mojoe
March 14, 2007 1:16 PM
***********************
My mistake.
The Seven Year Intifada
Jews
Jews II
Jews 3 in 3-D
Jews 4 The Revenge
Children of the Maddrassa
How Stella got Her Head Remooved

The Mullah's New Rape Room
A Streetcar named Martyr
The Naked Jew:From the Files of the Zionist Conspiracy
The Zion King
Imam Akbars Fire
The Al Queda Kid
A Weekend at Saddam's
Children of a lesser Allah.
Inspired by xtremewing.
Fission:Impossible
Lady In The Water Had Better Put On Some Clothes If She Knows What's Good For Her That Filthy Whore
At this rate, John's going to need a Top 10 of the Top 10 lists.
Indiana Jones and the Lost Head
Who Beheaded Roger Rabbit?
Tenspeed and Brown Jew
Smoking Hole and the Bandit
Citizen Jew
The Hunt for Miss October
Jew and Silent Bob Strike Back
Good Morning, Tehran
The Zion Chainsaw massacre.
Jew and Silent Bob Strike Back

Posted by The_Doyle
March 14, 2007 1:32 PM |

Sorry that was supposed to be:
Jew and Silent Bomb Strike Back
Seven Bombs for Seven Dirty Jews
To Tame a Jew.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Mullahs

I Dismember Salmon(rushdie)

Carbomb: The Movie
Borat: Cultural Leanings of America for Make Benefit of Glorious Chopping Your Infidel Head Off
The Jihadi Rings Twice
On Golden Bomb
Funny, funny shit. More funny than most SNL skits.

I coming in a little late, but...

a) The Thief of Baghdad II: Regime Change
b) Ali Baba and the 40 sticks of dynamite
c) Mask
d) The God-monger
e) Sleepless in Syria
f) Ishtar
g) Mad Mullah: Beyond Thunderdune
h) Children of a lesser peaceful God
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Yid
Jewmanji
Once upon a time in the Mideast.
Debbi does Somali.


(And gets beheaded for being a Western Zionist Whore).
Gangs of Al-Sadr
Seventy Two Brides for Severed Brothers
Martyrs Like Us.
Jewmanji

Posted by mojoe
March 14, 2007 1:37 PM |

I can't believe it took that long for someone to say it, and I curse myself for not being first.
Well done, sir.
How the Zionist Infidel Pig Grinch Stole Ramadan.
The Jews Brothers
The Smashing Of The Christ
The Sisterhood of the Travelling Burqa
Jewlander
Jewlander

Posted by The_Doyle
March 14, 2007 1:46 PM |

I just realized that works for Zoolander and Highlander.
Pats self on back.
20,000 Jews Under the Sea.
What About Bomb?
The Westbank Redemption
Terms of Decapitation
My Cousin Ahmadinejady
Four Men and a Camel
Gliberterian: You win, I've snorted like a stuck pig on your suggestions 3 times now.
Beach Blanket Burhka.
Nicholson Double Feature:
As Dead as Jews Get
A Few Good Dead Jews
Jewz in the Hood
What about Bomb? - mojoe


That's gold.
The Guantanamo Redemption
Jewz in the Hood
Fatwa Attraction.
Four Men and a Camel
The Guantanamo Redemption
The Bad News Jews
Gliberterian: You win, I've snorted like a stuck pig on your suggestions 3 times now.

Posted by Trogdor
March 14, 2007 1:52 PM


Thanks Trog, I appreciate that.
I'm totally spent at this point, I think I'll take a break for a few and see what comes to mind.
What about Bomb? - mojoe


That's gold.
The Guantanamo Redemption
The Bad News Jews
The Number 72
Jew Busters

When there’s a Zionist pig, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? – Jew Busters!
Everyone is posting so fast its doubling up posts due to errors.

That's not a title btw ;)
Dr. Ahmadinejad, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Jew
The Pig Jewbowski
The Disembowled
2001: An Iranian Oddity
2010: The Year Soap makes Contact
Hattip to Hotspur for the Idea.
A Jew Called Wanda That Filthy Zionist Whore
The Burquas Have Eyes
Planet of the Jews
Escape from the Planet of the Jews
Return to the Planet of the Jews

And for something a little diferrent:

King Il-Jong
Godzilla vs King Il-Jong
Posted by The_Doyle
March 14, 2007 1:59 PM


I think John is going to get a record number of responses on this one.
The Guantanamo Redemption
Good Night, and Good Jihad
The Adventures of Baron von Jewchuasen
Happy Killmore.
How to Murder Your Waqf
Octopushtan
The Jewminator.
A Coal Miner's Daughter Should cover herself or be stoned to death.
Allah the President's Men.
The Dukes of Mecca
Jewliverence.
You've breathed new life into this Doyle!
The Mullah Dialogs.


(I know it’s not a movie, but I could not resist).
When Jews Collide
West Bank Story
Razing Arizona
You've breathed new life into this Doyle!

Posted by mojoe
March 14, 2007 2:16 PM |

I just wish I had been here since the beginning but I was in my Criminal Law class.
Schindlers List Never Happened Either
The Jew in the Iron Mask
Tora! Bora! Tora!

(Okay, that one is a little arcane,,, but it does make sense, honest...)
Big Mullah's House


Posted by CoolCzech
March 14, 2007 2:25 PM |

I got it.

But that's just me.

Heat II: You're not gonna believe this f*ckin' heat
It's Not A Wonderful Life
Resident Evil: Joooooooooooos!!!!!!
Airplanes!

There was no sequel.
Charlotte's Burka
Posted by CoolCzech
March 14, 2007 2:25 PM

Worked for me too. I was looking at the title earlier and couldn't come up with anything good for it.
Back To The Past
Posted by CoolCzech
March 14, 2007 2:25 PM |

I got it!
Good Will Hunting Infidels
Tora! Tora! Tora! is said to be the greatest war movie ever made.
Grumpy Old Yemen
Sophie has no Choice
10 Things I Hate about Jews
Dr. Ahmadinejad or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Gentlemen Prefer Burqas
The Jew-minator

Airplanes!

There was no sequel.

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 2:29 PM |

LOL
And let's hope.
Zionist Women on the Moon
Leave It to Virgin Beavers
My Big Fat Persian Wedding
Must NOT love Pigs
Diamonds are Forever in the hands of Jews
Jews have GOLDFINGERs
Ferris Jewlluer's Day Off
"West Bank Story"

That's an http://www.westbankstory.com/">actual movie that won an Oscar this year.

Osiraq Space

I know, I'm reaching now.
From Iran with Love
A Jew To a Kill
Mohammed Python's Taking of Life
License to Kill - Jews
The (nine year old) Princess Bride
Marked for Death - because I'm a Jew
Rooster Sunburn
The Muppets Bomb Manhattan
Saturday Night Jihad
Mohammed Python's Taking of Life

Posted by mojoe
March 14, 2007 2:44 PM |

Nicely done, I had been thinking about how to use that one.
Above the Shiara Law
Blow Up (Everything)
My Cousin Khomeini
Ok, so I stole from myself.
Flash(grenade)Dance
Pakistan By Me
The Jews (The Birds)
I Wanna Chop Your Hand
Mohammed and Ahmadinejad and Khomeini and Allah
Pakistan By Me

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 2:53 PM
**************************
Good one Vega!
JewHF
So I Married an Jihadist

The Rear Window Sniper
United 93, Damn it!
The Jew Hunter
Contact Explosives
Apocalypse Now!!!!!
Taxi Driver
Evil Dead Jews

Death of a Jew

Scent of a Camel

So I Married a Camel

Disney Pixar's "Carbombs"

A Martyr's Life

Woody Ahmadinejad's:Sleeper Cell
APOCALYPSE ANY DAY NOW
An Inconvenient Jew

Stone Momma from the Train

Mullahland Drive

Jewfellahs

Bombin' in the Rain

A Street Car Named Martyr

Children of a Psycho God

Martyr Me in St. Louis

Waiting to Kill Mr. Goodbar

A Pack of Lies Now

The Threat of a Nation

From Here to Eternity (with Virgins)

S*M*A*S*H

The Islamist Candidate

Easy Bomber

Guess Who's Coming to Kill You

Stone-Hur

Nutwork

Bomber Without a Cause

All Dead on the Western Front

Snow White and the Seven Martyrs

The Mullah of Oz



Psycho

Pulp Koran

Night of the Living Martyrs

Farewell My Concubomb

There's Something About Ali

Anatomy of a Martyr

Bomb Crazy

Farenheit: 7/11
Dances With Wolf Blitzer
JewHF

Posted by The_Doyle
March 14, 2007 2:56 PM
************************
Well done!
The Martyr Boy
Me, Myself & Allah
The Princes Bride... was stoned to death for immodesty.
A Jihadi grows in Brooklyn
Little Miss Sunnishine
Jew Lies
300 (Dead at least. We hope.)
The 40 Year Old 27 Virgins
Every Which Way but Jews
Murder on the Sunni Express
From Shiah To Eternity
A Day at the Racists
Dial Muhammed For Murder
Kill Jews Any Which way you Can.
Hattip to greenmamba.
Blood Red Dawn
Charge of the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade
Debbie Blows Dallas
The Millennia the Persians Stood Still
My Big Fatwa Greek Wedding
or
My Big Arafat Greek Wedding
Any Which Way but Free
A Few Good Muslims
Hang 'Em High
Jew Anxiety
The Day My Civilization Stood Still
Doyle! (shakes fist)
The Hidden Imam
Die Hard, you filthy jew pig!
Run Sunni, Run Deep
The Rocks
The Siege (of Irsael)
The Hunt For Black September
The Night Before Ramadan
Quest for Nukes
One Night in Baghdad
Nukeball Run
Doyle! (shakes fist)

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 3:15 PM |

Haha, too slow.
Quest for Nukes

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 3:21 PM |

Is that Super-Ahmadinejad IV: the Quest for Nukes?
Goodfatwas
Jew Versus the Volcano
Team Iran: Jew Police
Quest for Nukes

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 3:21 PM |

Or is it Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Nukes?
Fisson Quest
Murder Shia Wrote
The Last Jew Scout
An Officer and a Torturer
Fission Quest
I need to learn how to type.
Singin' In The Rubble
A Fission called Wanda
Alice Doesn't Live Anymore
The JewFlogger
The Shiite Redemption
The_Doyle: "A Fission called Wanda"

Nice catch. I was mullahing that around in my head but couldn't come up with anything.
Allah & Me
101 Damnations
Lawerence didn't last long in Arabia
Iranian Werewolf in Jerusalem
I have to leave for my next class, but I don't wanna. I am having too much fun.
Oh well keep up the good work lads.
I will post when I get home so leave me a few good ones. I leave you with this:

Killer Khomeini's from Outer Space
101 Damnations

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 3:36 PM
**************************
Excellent!
Iranian History X
Willy Wahabi and The Genocide Factory
Too Much Body Heat
A History of Violence
Basic Instinct
Dead Man Walking
Kill or be Killed
Basic Instinct

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 4:05 PM
************************
I was thinking "Basic N'stink"
A Bomb Blows in Brooklyn
Massacre on 34th Street
(Too Much) Hair
Sex, Lies and Stoning to Death
I snuck out of class to use the computer in the hall. I couldn't let this one go.

Looking for Allah Ackbar
State of Disgrace
Enemy of the STATES
You've Got (Too Many) Males
Bloodsport
Close Encounters of the Taqiyya Kind
National Lampoon's Tehran Vacation
Planet of the Apes & Pigs
Oh Atta where art Thou?
Gone Fission
Are we dead yet?
Rudolph the Red Nosed Suicide Bomber.
Ernest Joins Al Qaeda
It's the Great Satan Charlie Brown.
Abott and Costello Meet Osama Bin Laden
The Wedding Bombers.
The Fasting and the Furious
Allahzilla.
The Fasting and the Furious

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 5:11 PM


LOL! You're on a roll D!
Good Will Hunting - Infidels!
The Man With Two Bombs.
Escape from Al Jazeera
Back to the Fatwa.
Silence of the Peaceful Muslims
Ernest Joins Al Qaeda

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 5:08 PM |

Silence of the Peaceful Muslims

Posted by D-Vega
March 14, 2007 5:58 PM |

ROFLMAO
The Sum of Allah Fears
She's Allah that
Laurel and Hardy meet Muhammed
Beverly Hills Jihadist
Beverly Hills Jihadist

The Lost Boys of Hamas
No wonder the other threads are bare.
Hats off to you guys.
Sixteen Fuses
Desperately Seeking Martyrdom
Can't believe I missed getting on RWN most of the day. Well, at least the idea hasn't been quite milked to death yet, unless I missed the following in the awesomelist above:

28 Bombs Later
Ahmad's Apartment
Meet the Imams
Last Jihadist Standing
The Iranian Candidate
The Fission King
The Thirteenth Jihadist
12 Martyrs
The Fifth Radioactive Element
Pitch Black (Like the Heart of a Filthy Zionist Pig)
Joan of Arc (Was a Filthy Infidel Whore)
and the one title that needs no alteration:
The World is Not Enough
Ali Wonka and the IED Factory
Mr. Atta Goes to Washington
BeatallJews




(Beetlejuice)
Abbott and Costello Meet Ahmenijad
Jewster Cogburn
Who Martyred Roger Rabbit?
Gunga Dung
Bombing at Tiffany's
Prizzi's Honor Killings
The Quiet Imam
A Star Is Bombed
What’s Eating Gilbert Grapes Corpse?
A Star Is Bombed


...starring Mel Gibson?
...starring Mel Gibson?

Posted by CavalierX
March 14, 2007 9:21 PM



And co-starring Nick Nolte



http://www.thatsweird.net/mugshots/nick_nolte.jpg
Stoning Miss Daisy
Hats off to all of y'all! I haven't laughed that much while reading the comments... well, ever! Well done!
And co-starring Nick Nolte


Aww, crap, now I'll have nightmares.
Regarding Khomeni
Mo'hummad Better Blues
Do The Wrong Thing
Hannah and her Sisters get Honor Killed
Cheech & Chong's Smokin' Sunnis
How Fatima Got Her Groove Back
Waiting To Explode
The Final Seven Per Cent Solution
Jew Grit
Saddam got Fingered
The Remains of Uday
The Sick Sense
Silence of the Peaceful Muslims

Posted by D-Vega


Nice!
Still Crazy After All These Years
Muhammed, We Hardly Knew You
Field of Screams
All the Shite Moves
Martyr of the Year
All the Imam's Men
Oil's Well That Ends Well
Married to the Imam
Any Which Way You Can... Kill A Jew
(Infidels Are) Better Off Dead
Jewgarry Jew Ross
Allah's sense of Snow
Dead Men Don't Wear Western Clothing
Rebel Without a Clue (That His Bomb Belt Has a Remote)
Out of Iraq
A Man Called Camel
Guess Who's Coming to Martyr?
Open Season (on Infidels, Crusaders and Jews)
Carbomb Taxi Driver
To Kill A Mocking-Jew
A Series of Unfortunate Explosions
La Bomba
Born on the Fourth of Jew-Lie
The Gitmo Redemption
Last one before bed:

The Number 23... 22... 21...
Bombs In Da' Hood
Weekend At Sadam's
Zionist Master and Commander: The Jew Side of the Middle East
and last but not least...

504 Virgins for Seven Brothers
Sleeper Cell in Seattle
Oh, Allah!

Oh, Allah! You Devil
Jewless
'Iraqodile' Dundee
Stop or my Imam will Shoot
Cingerella
The Pink Burkha Returns
Kabul Durham
The Good, Islamabad and the Ugly
A Fistful of Dinars
Muslim Brotherhood of the Wolf
Killing Zoe and the rest of the Jews
Legally Bombed
Death to American Grafitti
Reservoir Jews
(just in case ya'll don't read SMD's list)

There's Something about Aisha

Sixteen Camels
A Boy and His Camel
They Shoot Infidels Don't They?
Breakfast at a Bombed Out Cafe Club
The Zionist of Oz
Towel Headed Nights: The Ballad of Khomeni Bobby
If only I watched movies...I could help.
Hats off to the second group of posters.
Jihadishack
The Scent of a Goat

When a Man loves a Goat

An Unmarried Goat
Oh, and I forgot "Dances with Goats".

Sorry.
Okay, one last one and back to bed. A musical:

"Seven Goats for Seven Brothers"
What Jew Lies Beneath
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