The Top 20 “Why I’m Voting Democrat” Tweets


Over at Twitter, a funny hashtag called #WhyImVotingDemocrat has sprung up. So, here are the top 20 reasons, “Why I’m voting Democrat,” courtesy of the conservatives on Twitter.

20) I really want to experience Greece, but I hate traveling — StickeeNotes

19) Because the GOP are Talibans. I don’t vote for Talibans or Sharks with Hitler’s brain in them. My 2 main rules — AlanGraysonSays

18) Because I Demand the American Dream…and some other Sucker to pay for it… — redostoneage

17) Because of three little words: Head injury. — NotBobMcNair

16) They said they’d rob me last — IMAO_

15) Because we still have too many jobs in this country. — Snaqwells

14) Because those Nazi & KKK loving Rethuglican Fascists are mean and call people names! — johnhawkinsrwn

13) If democrats EVER get power in this country they’ll end all war and close Gitmo — NotBobMcNair

12) When I drive, I like knowing that my car was designed by lawyers and assembled by a union. — iowahawkblog

11) Because basically, I’m too lazy to move to China… — redostoneage

10) Why visit the 3rd World when I can live in it? — tommccammon

9) Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment — iowahawkblog

8) Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we’re going to prove it — johnhawkinsrwn

7) Voting for a black man excuses my rampant anti-semitism. — tommccammon

6) Because Democrats care so much about poor people they want everyone to be poor. — whotnaught

5) Because I believe this country is headed in the right direction…toward destruction. — darrinyeager

4) Because I want to flaunt my vajazzled nether regions at the office, then sue you for looking. — JennQPublic

3) Because Democrats fund programs for the mentally challenged, such as making them Speaker of the House — iowahawkblog

2) Because Republican women are smart, gorgeous, witty and classy….and I hate them for it. — Furrystoat

1) Because socialism is 0-58 vs. the spread since 1917… come on dude, it is DUE — iowahawkblog

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