Michael Moore: America’s Most Prominent Deather


Michael Moore is widely revered on the Left, he’s the best known political documentarian in America, and he’s so well thought of amongst liberals that he even famously sat next to Jimmy Carter at the 2004 Democratic convention.

Michael Moore is also a deather — someone who believes that the US government already had Bin Laden in hand and just decided to finally get around to killing him on Sunday. As you read these tweets, keep in mind that they’re from the same man who tweeted this;

“No matter what Obama says, bin Laden’s not dead until Donald Trump see’s his death certificate. #Deathers”

Ha, ha, ha! Hilarious…well, except Moore also tweeted this:

“And finally, let’s cut the BS: 1. The Pakistanis knew OBL was there because…2. They put him there under house arrest at their WestPoint…”

“3. They cut a deal with us: They would hold him there & stop him fr any more terror. 4. But OBL prob f-ed up & started planning something…”

“5. So Pakistan said, f*** it, he’s expendable, u guys can have him. And they looked the other way.”

“6. No way do choppers fly in next door to army base and “WestPoint”, have firefight, blow up chopper, and no cops or Paki soldiers show up?”

“7. Please! Pakistan just couldn’t be seen as participating with us. And please– the CIA didn’t know he was living there for 6 yrs?”

“8. As long as he wasn’t conducting terror, OBL alive served a purpose. Someone should just fess up: The war industry needs fear to make $$”

“9. And when he was no longer needed, or he was back to his old ways, he had to be taken out. WH, just say it: He was executed, period.”

“10. Finally, when we put the Nazis on trial @ Nuremberg, it was right. It exposed their evil & it showed WE believe in a system of justice.”

“My apologies 4 all the tweets. I just don’t think we’re being told the truth. I don’t think there’s a conspiracy, I’d just like the facts.”

So, according to Michael Moore, the Pakistani government cut a deal with George W. Bush to hold Osama Bin Laden under house arrest for 6 years. The higher-ups in the Bush cabinet, the CIA, and presumably the military brass knew about it and went along with it. Then, Obama got into office, and instead of immediately exposing this outrageous scam — he, along with presumably the higher-ups in his cabinet, the CIA, and the military brass all continued to go along with it. Gee, why would anyone even doubt something as plausible as that?

Worse yet, how could people think a treacherous plot to protect Osama Bin Laden’s life for years by a Republican administration, a Democratic administration, the CIA, and the military constitutes some kind of “conspiracy?” Obviously, it’s not a crazy conspiracy because Michael Moore is a prominent liberal, he says it isn’t, and it would be really embarrassing to liberals if someone like that were publicly suggesting crazy conspiracies….ehr, again.

PS: I think Michael Moore has a topic for his next documentary. I predict the Koch Brothers, Blackwater, and Sarah Palin are all somehow involved in this nefarious plot, which will be proven by heavily edited photos of George Bush golfing.

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