I knew there was a reason I never liked Morrissey:
“I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia (sic),” he said, responding to a question about what’s motivated him to be a vegetarian. “They are both rape, violence, murder.”
Well, one is a cow and another is an innocent child, but who’s keeping track?
“If I’m introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away,” the former frontman for The Smiths continued. Imagine, for example, if you were in a nightclub and someone said to you ‘Hello, I enjoy bloodshed, throat-slitting and the destruction of life,’ well, I doubt if you’d want to exchange phone numbers.”
However, if someone walked up and said, “Hello, I have a delicious plate of bacon,” well, that’s my new best friend.
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