As I read through Time’s The 140 Best Twitter Feeds of 2012, I couldn’t help but think, “Geeze, these are really boring.” Well, as a Twitter aficionado, let me suggest some conservatives who I think are a little more worthy of a follow. Keep in mind that I didn’t take raw numbers of followers, status, or who follows me back into account. I just picked out what I believe to be the best conservative Twitter feeds. No disrespect meant to anyone who wasn’t included.
Before I get started, here are my three accounts. Feel free to follow. The rest are in alphabetical order.
I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012
Hawkins: 5 Reasons Socialism Is Inferior To Capitalism — dld.bz/bfE7H
— RightWingNews (@RightWingNews) March 20, 2012
“The church is a hospital for sinners, not a hotel for saints.” — Rick Warren
— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) March 16, 2012
I willgrow a beard like Andrew Sullivan’s as soon as I get the right accessory for it, a refrigerator filled with human meat
— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 21, 2012
This is so scary, but I can’t turn it off. He’s playing itsy bitsy spider and eating baby food. #TLC
— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) March 22, 2012
Race cards are like dollar bills. Print a couple trillion and they don’t buy you much anymore.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 21, 2012
Not that that I give steaming pile of dog dooky at this point, but the core issue seems to be lost on Team Mittens.
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) March 21, 2012
What is Hunger Games? Is it vampires? Never mind, I’ve already lost interest.
— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) March 20, 2012
We say we want ‘real’ ppl in office,then proceed 2 rip them 2 shreds b/c they r not polished/eloquent/savvy enough.We did this 2 rselves
— Kira Ayn Davis (@kiradavis422) March 22, 2012
After all the scandals, drugs, guys who shot themselves in clubs, the real controversy begins when NY gets a guy who believes in Jesus.
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) March 22, 2012
ATTENTION ATLANTA: The President has landed.Hide your wallets.Pray for those stuck in the traffic.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) March 16, 2012
BREAKING: Romney spokesman backtracking; says Romney is more like the Wooly Willy toy where you give the guy a magnet beard.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 21, 2012
Whenever pro-abortion ppl start an argument with “even if you’re pro-life, you must think…”, I know it’s going to be a dishonest argument.
— SarahK Fleming (@sarahk47) March 21, 2012
What a hero! “I’m the big brother and I gotta protect her.”: Boy, 10, rushes into burning house to save sister on.msnbc.com/GGN7R2
— Dan Gainor (@dangainor) March 21, 2012
Sorry for light tweeting. Exploiting birthday boy status by doing extreme nothing on couch before being fed stuff I like to put in my belly.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 21, 2012
… And the Internet is buzzing with a resounding “Meh.” in response to the Jeb Bush announcement.
— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) March 21, 2012
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) March 12, 2012
Is that what you beat women with now? RT @chrisbrown: Pineapples!!!
— Ben Howe (@Ben_Howe) March 21, 2012
— James O’Keefe(@JamesOKeefeIII) March 15, 2012
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) March 15, 2012
I once worked for an outlet that completely eschewed tabloid/sensational journalism. It was called Politics Daily…. It died.
— Matt K. Lewis (@mattklewis) March 21, 2012
Since you asked: I call liberals liberals because they’re liberal. There are more pejorative options. Question is: why does it bother them?
— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) March 20, 2012
Wild how approx 100% of prog male feedback from DB piece is “you’re stupid and only work because you’re pretty,” eh? No, not sexist AT ALL.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 21, 2012
— Mandy Nagy (@Liberty_Chick) March 20, 2012
Hint: 1) “Unfollow” 2) Get new Twitter friends. RT @GymClassHOF I am sick and fuckin tired of seeing Michelle Malkin in my TL!!! Argh.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 21, 2012
I never forget. RT @katmckinley: Sometimes I forget how creepy some people are on twitter…
— Bethany Mandel (@bethanyshondark) March 21, 2012
I love how my Twitter spellcheck doesn’t recognize the word “tweet.”
— John Nolte(@NolteNC) March 22, 2012
Could someone send me a copy of Obama’s long-term, debt-reduction plan?
— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) March 21, 2012
A candidate shouldn’t have to clarify the remarks of his own communications director. #protip
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 21, 2012
I am at Chick-Fil-A for the first time. It satisfies me in ways that would scandalize Rick Santorum. #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 16, 2012
— benshapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2012
So excited to become a “first class citizen” so insurance will finally cover the completely unanticipated expense of birth control!
— Jenn Taylor (@JennQPublic) March 21, 2012
Dear parent whose child is screaming in this brunch place: I am not judging you, but I will be buying junior a Bloody Mary.
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) March 18, 2012