Written By : John Hawkins
March 22, 2012

As I read through Time’s The 140 Best Twitter Feeds of 2012, I couldn’t help but think, “Geeze, these are really boring.” Well, as a Twitter aficionado, let me suggest some conservatives who I think are a little more worthy of a follow. Keep in mind that I didn’t take raw numbers of followers, status, or who follows me back into account. I just picked out what I believe to be the best conservative Twitter feeds. No disrespect meant to anyone who wasn’t included.

Before I get started, here are my three accounts. Feel free to follow. The rest are in alphabetical order.

I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012

Hawkins: 5 Reasons Socialism Is Inferior To Capitalism — dld.bz/bfE7H

— RightWingNews (@RightWingNews) March 20, 2012

“The church is a hospital for sinners, not a hotel for saints.” — Rick Warren

— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) March 16, 2012

I willgrow a beard like Andrew Sullivan’s as soon as I get the right accessory for it, a refrigerator filled with human meat

— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 21, 2012

This is so scary, but I can’t turn it off. He’s playing itsy bitsy spider and eating baby food. #TLC

— Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) March 22, 2012

Race cards are like dollar bills. Print a couple trillion and they don’t buy you much anymore.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 21, 2012

Not that that I give steaming pile of dog dooky at this point, but the core issue seems to be lost on Team Mittens.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) March 21, 2012

What is Hunger Games? Is it vampires? Never mind, I’ve already lost interest.

— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) March 20, 2012

We say we want ‘real’ ppl in office,then proceed 2 rip them 2 shreds b/c they r not polished/eloquent/savvy enough.We did this 2 rselves

— Kira Ayn Davis (@kiradavis422) March 22, 2012

After all the scandals, drugs, guys who shot themselves in clubs, the real controversy begins when NY gets a guy who believes in Jesus.

— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) March 22, 2012

ATTENTION ATLANTA: The President has landed.Hide your wallets.Pray for those stuck in the traffic.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) March 16, 2012

BREAKING: Romney spokesman backtracking; says Romney is more like the Wooly Willy toy where you give the guy a magnet beard.

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 21, 2012

Whenever pro-abortion ppl start an argument with “even if you’re pro-life, you must think…”, I know it’s going to be a dishonest argument.

— SarahK Fleming (@sarahk47) March 21, 2012

What a hero! “I’m the big brother and I gotta protect her.”: Boy, 10, rushes into burning house to save sister on.msnbc.com/GGN7R2

— Dan Gainor (@dangainor) March 21, 2012

Sorry for light tweeting. Exploiting birthday boy status by doing extreme nothing on couch before being fed stuff I like to put in my belly.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 21, 2012

… And the Internet is buzzing with a resounding “Meh.” in response to the Jeb Bush announcement.

— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) March 21, 2012

Someone update my Wikipedia! Ha. RT @jstrevino: Forgot to mention: @mkhammer is in #GameChange! She’s on a Fox News reel in the background.

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) March 12, 2012

Is that what you beat women with now? RT @chrisbrown: Pineapples!!!

— Ben Howe (@Ben_Howe) March 21, 2012

“Thanks for giving ballots to dead people” RT @vermontgov: SoS Jim Condos Thanks Vermont’s Hard-Working Town Clerks 1.usa.gov/xoGui

— James O’Keefe(@JamesOKeefeIII) March 15, 2012

#blocked RT @amaeryllis: I love @andylevy

— Andy Levy (@andylevy) March 15, 2012

I once worked for an outlet that completely eschewed tabloid/sensational journalism. It was called Politics Daily…. It died.

— Matt K. Lewis (@mattklewis) March 21, 2012

Since you asked: I call liberals liberals because they’re liberal. There are more pejorative options. Question is: why does it bother them?

— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) March 20, 2012

Wild how approx 100% of prog male feedback from DB piece is “you’re stupid and only work because you’re pretty,” eh? No, not sexist AT ALL.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 21, 2012

If @katieomalley were a dude, my boyfriend would be in big trouble. She just brought me breakfast in bed. #sherocks

— Mandy Nagy (@Liberty_Chick) March 20, 2012

Hint: 1) “Unfollow” 2) Get new Twitter friends. RT @GymClassHOF I am sick and fuckin tired of seeing Michelle Malkin in my TL!!! Argh.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 21, 2012

I never forget. RT @katmckinley: Sometimes I forget how creepy some people are on twitter…

— Bethany Mandel (@bethanyshondark) March 21, 2012

I love how my Twitter spellcheck doesn’t recognize the word “tweet.”

— John Nolte(@NolteNC) March 22, 2012

Could someone send me a copy of Obama’s long-term, debt-reduction plan?

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) March 21, 2012

A candidate shouldn’t have to clarify the remarks of his own communications director. #protip

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 21, 2012

I am at Chick-Fil-A for the first time. It satisfies me in ways that would scandalize Rick Santorum. #caring

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 16, 2012

While we #VetThePrez, @EricBoehlert will #VetBrocksCoffee.

— benshapiro (@benshapiro) March 22, 2012

So excited to become a “first class citizen” so insurance will finally cover the completely unanticipated expense of birth control!

— Jenn Taylor (@JennQPublic) March 21, 2012

Dear parent whose child is screaming in this brunch place: I am not judging you, but I will be buying junior a Bloody Mary.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) March 18, 2012

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