I Dream Of Ahmadinejad!
Like me, many of you have probably said, “Know what politics could really use? More genies!” I mean, who wouldn’t want Barbara Eden granting them unlimited wishes? There’s an answer to that question, by the way — it’s the Iranians.
Close allies of Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being “magicians” and invoking djinns (spirits).
Ayandeh, an Iranian news website, described one of the arrested men, Abbas Ghaffari, as “a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds”.
The arrests come amid a growing rift between Ahmadinejad and Khamenei which has prompted several MPs to call for the president to be impeached.
On Sunday, Ahmadinejad returned to his office after an 11-day walkout in an apparent protest over Khamenei’s reinstatement of the intelligence minister, who the president had initiallyasked to resign.
Ahmadinejad’s unprecedented disobedience prompted harsh criticism from conservatives who warned that he might face the fate of Abdulhassan Banisadr, Iran’s first post-revolution president who was impeached and exiled for allegedly attempting to undermine clerical power.
Cross your fingers and let’s hope someone rubs a lamp at the wrong time and Ahmadinejad gets shot in the face like Bin Laden.
So they tell us In what seemed designed as a display of advancing missile technology, Iran said on Wednesday that
The little dictator who rarely wears a tie (no, I’m not talking about Obama) says “Nope! Forget about it, chump!”