Written By : John Hawkins
April 2, 2012

It isn’t the longest email you’ll ever read, but sometimes pithy and to the point beats spewing a thousand words of hatred.

to: rightwingnews-at-gmail.com
date: Sat, Mar 31, 2012 at 7:27 PM
subject *IMPORTANT*

please stop flooding the uniformed public with hateful propaganda. your fear mongering is tearing this nation apart. i hope you enjoy the blood money you make with these articles.

This is a magnificent piece of hate mail for two reasons.

#1) It gives me personal credit for “tearing this nation apart,” which I find kind of perversely flattering.

#2) It seems to assume that I’m much smarter than the average person, that I don’t believe what I’m saying, and that I am just spewing propaganda…for BLOOD MONEY. Again, it’s perversely flattering.

So, as far as hate mail goes, this is actually kind of a fun one.

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