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Determined to debunk the rumor of death surrounding the al-Qaeda leader, CNN was presented with another video tape showing world wanted Bin Laden alive and well. "This video is currently being investigated by the FBI for its authenticity." CNN told
reporters, "But our teams has run tests on the video, and we feel it is the real thing."
The tape has been described as a vacation video, assumedly in celebration of the 9/11 anniversary. Broken Newz was granted stills of the video for our own investigation. Our staff of technical experts are the same specialists who cracked the Alien Autopsy, Face on Mars, the Dick Clark Close-ups and the Anna Kournikova Penthouse photos
The first image is of Bin Laden enjoying the desert sun with a fellow al-Qaeda henchman. Our team of professionals point out a few discrepancies in this image, 
the first being the clothing of Bin Laden. We have come to the
conclusion, it would be a huge fashion disaster to wear white pants while living in a cave. Second would be the beverage. This seems to be a dairy type drink and it is common knowlegde the al-Qaeda leader is lactose intolerant.
The second image is Bin Laden surrounded by his body guards. The questions here are not so much 
the situation, but the actual live footage. His guards are following him, almost smothering him throughout this video. This did not seem believable as al-Qaeda bodyguards. It would be difficult be prove they were actors due to the talentless effort they gave. The whole video seems awkward, as if it was produced and written by Paramount.
Although our report is still in progress, early releases from our teams tells us three things:
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