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The Top 10 Things Osama Bin Laden is Thinking Right Now
by John Hawkins and Hadez
10) Those American planes are kinda scary after all...
9) George Bush is Herbert Walker Bush's son? The same guy that kicked Saddam's ass? You've got to be kidding me.
8) I never realized goofy I looked until I watched that video I made. Maybe I should get a makeover?
7) I want my mommy!
6) I really scared the Americans with that attack..hahahah...uh..is..is that..that a British SAS? American special forces? The Russians? Massoud? Holy Crap..ALLAH SAVE ME! Oh...whew..it's just you Wahid.
5) The Jedi Knights and Darth Vader would be more than a match for the Federation. The Emperor vs. Captain Kirk? The Death Star vs. the Enterprise? That's a slaughter.
4) All the cops in the donut shop say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh,
Walk like an Egyptian...whatever happened to the Bangles? I loved those girls..
3) I was in the construction business. I had 60 million dollars. I could be drinking white wine in Paris right now with 4 Swedish blondes on my arm. What was I thinking?
2) I'll leave my stamp collect Omar, my AK-47 to Saddam, my sandals to Assad...
1) Yeah right Muhammad, the Americans aren't going to quit until I'm dead. Hey, why are you pointing that gun at me?
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