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10) Those American planes are kinda scary after all...
9) George Bush is Herbert Walker Bush's son? The same guy that kicked Saddam's ass? You've got to be kidding me.
8) I never realized goofy I looked until I watched that video I made. Maybe I should get a makeover?
7) I want my mommy!
6) I really scared the Americans with that attack..hahahah...uh..is..is that..that a British SAS? American special forces? The Russians? Massoud? Holy Crap..ALLAH SAVE ME! Oh...whew..it's just you Wahid.
5) The Jedi Knights and Darth Vader would be more than a match for the Federation. The Emperor vs. Captain Kirk? The Death Star vs. the Enterprise? That's a slaughter.
4) All the cops in the donut shop say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh, Walk like an Egyptian...whatever happened to the Bangles? I loved those girls..
3) I was in the construction business. I had 60 million dollars. I could be drinking white wine in Paris right now with 4 Swedish blondes on my arm. What was I thinking?
2) I'll leave my stamp collect Omar, my AK-47 to Saddam, my sandals to Assad...
1) Yeah right Muhammad, the Americans aren't going to quit until I'm dead. Hey, why are you pointing that gun at me?