10) So let me get this straight, yes means yes, and no means tie you up, right?
9) Know anywhere to hide a body?
8) You can come back to my place once my parents go to sleep.
7) All the voices in my head agree you look beautiful.
6) Hey, you know that funny noise your sister makes when she has an orgasm?
5) Baby, you look so good I’d bang you in front of my wife’s attorney.
4) No need to buy any popcorn, I snuck this whole bucket of chicken fat into the movies so we could eat for free.
3) So which movie do you want to see? “Lord of the Rings?” I heard that was good! I’ll be watching “Blackhawk Down”. I’ll meet you in the lobby when it’s over.
2) I can’t believe the car broke down. Could you walk to a service station and call a cab?
1) Do you want to get Mexican food? Tom likes Mexican food. Mexican food makes Tom fart. Why are you looking at Tom that way?
**You can read part 2 by clicking here.