10) Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
9) “Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
8) Why don’t you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
7) You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.
6) I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
5) I live with my mom, but she doesn’t care when my other friends come over to play naked Super Saiyan. Lights out by 9, and we must be asleep by 9:30.
4) When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away…don’t make me buy another sock.
3) You, me, here…this couldn’t be better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
2) You look just like Lois Lane in that skirt and I’m wearing my Superman underoos…it’s either fate or the menacing hand of Lex Luthor at work.
1) Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?