Written By : John Hawkins
January 1, 2012

10) I look like Brad Pitt except taller with more muscles.

9) Click here to remove your name from our mailing list.

8) The prostitute actually gave the money back. I was that damn good!

7) Unfortunately, I can only date big women now because I carry too much meat for the average lady.

6) You are receiving this e-mail because you signed up for the “HyperWonderful Opt-In Deals Club”…

5) Oh my measurements? I’m 36-24-36.

4) You too can make a $100,000 a year from the comfort of your own home!

3) I like the internet because here people like me for me, not because I’m fabulously wealthy.

2) If you said that to me in real life I’d kick your ass because I’m a 4th degree black belt!

1) Sure that picture is of me!

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