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Ah the sweet, sweet joy of a good prank =) On the spur of the moment I got an idea for a pretty good little goof. Hmm...but I needed the right person to pull it on. Someone I'd known long enough not to freak out and immediately delete my ICQ but someone who didn't know me so well that they would immediately know I was pulling something.....General Sudden Death happened to be online =) Perfect!
First off I needed some bait. It couldn't be too obvious. I decided I needed to send an "accidental message". I hadn't talked to Sudden Death all night. Out of the blue I sent him the following message:
John Hawkins: Ya and I buried his body in the quarry =) He won't be bothering Janine again...heheh...I got his TV in my room now (But would he take the bait?)
Sudden Death: Huh? (The fish is on the hook =)
John Hawkins: Oh sh*t..that was going to someone else....forget u ever got that...seriously..delete that from ICQ.
Sudden Death: Ok
John Hawkins: U never ever ever saw that...dude..trust me....u don't want to get involved.
Sudden Death: Saw what?
John Hawkins: (Playing Dumb) That ICQ message....make sure that's deleted because if they confiscate the computer they will check everyone on the list and see who I've been talking to...
Sudden Death: In other words, I got what you meant dude...
John Hawkins: Sh*t dude...make sure not to tell any DB peeps...if it was just the cops I wouldn't be worried but the FBI isn't like that =( promise me
Sudden Death: Promise bro.
John Hawkins: They will do whatever they need to find out what happens to an agent who disapears =(
Sudden Death: :/ how much of this do you want me to delete? (At this point Sudden Death is probably looking for the delete button so he can get rid of my # in his ICQ)
John Hawkins: Sh*t...well you're in now...would u mind if I sent you something in the mail to hold for awhile? (Be the Shapiro to my OJ please)
Sudden Death: Umm dude, my dad works in the federal courthouse in the county, that wouldn't be very wise.
John Hawkins: Oh geezus..he could be reading this over your shoulder...he's not in the room is he?
Sudden Death: He's in bed right now.
John Hawkins: Thank God....Janine is my rl girlfriend...there was a friggin guy from the FBI who kept bothering her all the time...he wouldn't leave her alone..he lived next door..well he said he would plant some stuff on her and he had to go away..know what I mean?
Sudden Death: Ahhh. (He didn't think it could get worse, but it just did)
John Hawkins: This might not make sense but could I borrow a copy of your driver's license?
Sudden Death: And how the hell am I suppose to accomplish that one?
John Hawkins: I will give u a PO box..just copy it in a copier and send it to me..I will give u a PO box....there's nothing for u to worry about but it would help me out with this whole thing.
Sudden Death: Umm.. how would it help?
John Hawkins: It's a secret but u can trust me..nothing that could b traced back 2 u.
Sudden Death: I dunno....(Just an I dunno? Hahahahahhahaha)
John Hawkins: Totally safe...also...could u send me a couple of strands of your hair and maybe like a little of your blood on a piece of paper?
Sudden Death: *Is totally confused* WTF?
John Hawkins: Trust me...that stuff couldn't be traced back to u at all...just trust me and send it. (Hahah, maybe this is what happened to OJ?)
Sudden Death: Umm. dude... DNA.....
John Hawkins: No way for them to trace that to u...
Sudden Death: Dude. I dun wanna get involved in any way.
John Hawkins: Hmmm...that stuff would help me out a lot dude.
Sudden Death: How so?
John Hawkins: It could shift suspicion if someone else's DNA and hair were found with the body...if it went to trial.....then it would be enough to clear me.
Sudden Death: Then they would use that new evidence then I would get in trouble.
John Hawkins: Nah..no way for them to link that to u...u don't live in Carolina...u don't have DNA on file..u r in the clear
Sudden Death: I cant do that dude.
John Hawkins: Ah...I'll send u $20 in the mail...($20 for 20 years, what a deal)
Sudden Death: I can't.
John Hawkins: Lol
Sudden Death: What is funny? (I almost cracked up but I couldn't quite quit with SD still in so deep)
John Hawkins: I'll promote your web pages hard core if u send me that stuff SD..it would help a lot..what's the worst that could happen?
Sudden Death: That they search the entire country for that DNA if I sent it for you to use... I would get busted for something i didnt do, or would ever do.
John Hawkins: What can I do to get u to send it?
Sudden Death: There's nothing you can do dude.
John Hawkins: Hehe...I'm going to pee my pants from laughing shortly..lol
Sudden Death: Cuz this is fake I bet.
John Hawkins: It is =) let me put it up on my web page =)
Sudden Death: Why you little.... :P What the hell are you doin this for anyway? LOL
John Hawkins: Believe it or not it was just a spur of the moment impulse...then after we got going I was thinking..wow..this would b really phat for my website =)
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