CNN recently sent 6 questions to Arab television station Al Jazeera in hopes that they could get CNN's questions to Osama Bin Laden. Well since CNN opened this can of worms, we here at Brass Knuckles Webzine have our own questions for Al Jazeera to get to Bin Laden.

10) Would you rather have your head be carried out of Afghanistan on a short spear or on a long pole?

9) Does it bother you that even other terrorists say that you give terrorism a "bad name?"

8) What would you like to be written on your gravestone?

7) If people who blow themselves up to kill infidels go to heaven so they can be served by 72 virgins for the rest of eternity, why are you hiding in the bottom of the deepest cave you can find instead?

6) Did you know that I was going to pretend to be an Al Jazeera reporter and then attempt to blow your head off or is the fact that I'm about to kill you a total surprise?

5) As a follow-up question: would you prefer to be shot in the face or in the gut?

4) Some people have called you a great big, stupid, smelly, illegitimate, sheep screwing, pig eating, cowardly, wretched, retarded, psychopathic, son of a bitch. Now how do you respond to the outrageous accusation that you're great?

3) We've all seen protestors in Bangladesh walking around with posters featuring you and Burt from Sesame street. Will any other Sesame Street characters be joining Al Qaeda in the near future? Is there any truth to the rumor that Big Bird runs Al Queda's organization in Sudan and that the Cookie Monster is your operative on the ground in Syria?

2) We noticed that in the last video you released you were wearing a Timex sports watch? Are you hoping to do for Timex watches what the killers from Columbine did for black trenchcoats?

1) Uh, where are you right now?

© Copyright 2001-2009 John Hawkins
	hit counter