My Dad Says…
Layzie:: I like dancing too!
Leopard Grrl:: a/s/l
Layzie:: Is that a math question?
Leopard Grrl:: age/sex/location
Layzie:: Oh it’s one of those internet slang words! OK let me see here.My computer is probably about 4 years old / I’m not sure computers have sex?/ It’s on my computer desk silly
Leopard Grrl:: age/sex/location=a/s/l like me example -16/f/ne
Layzie:: Oh your computer is 16 years old? That’s mighty old isn’t it? I didn’ t know computers had a specific sex…how do you tell? and what in the world is an ne?
Leopard Grrl:: no it means what sex are u?
Leopard Grrl:: ne is short for nebraska the state
Leopard Grrl:: and age means how old u are
Layzie:: Oh. I’m sorry I cannot give out personal information. My dad says people can do bad things to you.
Leopard Grrl:: Your age and sex and state, how would I find u and y would I want to?
Layzie:: I dont know. My dad is smart he knows lots about this stuff. He works in a big company and gets paid a lot of money. He says you might steal me and try to sell me to bad people.
Leopard Grrl:: u are messed up please don’t talk to me anymore
Leopard Grrl:: Cause I don’t know if your a f*cking male or female where your from and how old u f*cking are now leave me alone.
Layzie:: Why are you being so mean? My dad says people like you should be deported.
Leopard Grrl:: u are messed up I will not talk to anyone who won’t even tell their f*cking sex now for the last time leave me the f*ck alone
Layzie:: Dont you want to know all about my dancing? I dance real good and my dad says i can become a dancer one day and he takes me to practice in our 84 ford.
Leopard Grrl:: no
Layzie:: Well do you want to talk to my dad? He’s real cool. He is a janitor in a big company and gets a lot of money and sometimes when the boss is not there he goes and sits in the bosses chair and smokes cigars.
Layzie:: Hey lets talk more. you are cool. maybe I will tell you your sex when my dad goes to the bathroom
Layzie:: Hello? hello? stop ignoring me! I am really cool!
DENVER, CO– The Animal Control Office is having a particularly difficult time this year with Smurfs in the mile-high city.
This is the kind of thing that was bound to happen after the Sec. Of State started off the year