(**One of our readers (Bryan "Maverick" Casey) got an ICQ spam message from these people and he told me they actually talked for a good bit while he tried to prank them. So I messaged them and the transcript is as follows**)

John Hawkins: Hey are you the money people? Do I talk to you if I want to make money?

Renea & Rich: hey...yeap...you came to the right place...

John Hawkins: I am looking at your site now...how does this work? How does this work? How does the pay compare to other things? I am with McDonalds now and the pay isn't so good =/

Renea & Rich: okay...which site r u at now

John Hawkins: http://www.xxxxxxxxx.com/ Dude I so need something like this...I was digging old hamburgers out of the dumpster last night to feed my kids...I have sleep apnea and that makes it hard to get a good job...

Renea & Rich: Go check out our Corporate Overview @http://www.xxxxxxxxxxxxx/webBP/index.ht .It is an audiovisual presentation...there is audio for EACH page! I'm sure you will have questions, get back with us! Talk to you soon!

John Hawkins: Is this Renea or Rich? Are you guys affiliated with excel spreadsheets because it says excel on here....Dude I fell asleep face down in a fry container yesterday...my manager shakes me awake..I have salt in my eye...a fry stuck to the side of my face and everyone is staring...I mean sleep apnea is a medical condition....I am on probation so I might get fired...do you guys allow people with sleep apnea to work with you?

Renea & Rich: lol....just looking for a few bright, ambitious people who wanna make a change in their life....

John Hawkins: Oh I do! I am looking at the page right now. It says my residual income can exceed my full time income! Hey I have something like that now.When people order Big Mac's at work I offer them a deal...it's like look that Big Mac costs $1.50...you give me $1.00 and I won't ring it up (wink, wink)....Haha..I made $17 that way yesterday..that's 3 hours pay extra....So this is related to MCI?

Renea & Rich: no with with MCI...how would you like to get paid by a NYSE Co., EVERYTIME someone dials the phone, gets a page, uses a cell phone, logs onto the net, or even shops on-line?

John Hawkins: You mean like everytime anyone in the world pages someone? Holy CRAP! That's a lot of money? Even in China? I gotta do something else man..I mean I was grabbing these hamburgers out of the back today that had been sitting around and there's this rat in the box eating one..so I beat it to death with a broomstick right on top of the burgers but I was afraid I'd get in trouble so I just shoved it down to the bottom of the box and cooked em anyway.

Renea & Rich: yuck!!! lol **we are one of the youngest companies ever to reach a billion $$'s in revenue. **we are THE youngest company ever to qualify to be listed on the NYSE **Excel has the 2nd largest fiber-optic network in north America and **has THE largest internet backbone in the world!!

John Hawkins: You think that rat story is something? I came in drunk a few days ago and the boss yelled at me? Well I showed him..he drinks tea every day? So I pee'd in the big tea holders....hahaha.....So he drank out of it like 2 hours later..people were talking about the tea tasting funny all day long...hahahhaha...so you guys are really big into internet stuff huh? What would I have to do?

Renea & Rich: Go check out our Corporate Overview @http://www.XXXXXXXXX/webBP/index.ht It is an audiovisual presentation...there is audio for EACH page! I'm sure you will have questions, get back with us!

John Hawkins: I'm listening to it right now..I sign up other people and they add other people right? I know some people I can add...But you are a business man..tell me this...there is this old bum who keeps looking around our dumpster..well I was thinking if I walked out and beat the sh*t out of him with a brick..would that be illegal? I mean it is OUR DUMPSTER!

Renea & Rich: im not a sells person...i am a down to earth person....pay close attention to it...good luck

John Hawkins: I read it...so what I have to do to sign up? Where do I send my money? I stole a crapload out of the register today and I am aching to make more!!

Renea & Rich: are you serious about this business? go to www.XXXXXXXXXX./johnson2 and click on sign up

John Hawkins: D@mnit....that woke me up...stupid sleep apnea....Dude I would kill to get in this business and I mean that literally..in fact say the word and I will kill someone if that's what it takes to get involved.....in fact...pick anyone you want dead and I will kill them....how about Eminem? You want Eminem dead? You got it!

Renea & Rich: it woke our eyes up about 3 1/2 yrs ago too

John Hawkins: Sorry about that...one of the stupid kids was yelling..."I'm hungry, I'm hungry." Well I told him I was doing business...He'll be sitting in that closet all night instead of sleeping in a bed..that'll teach him to sass his daddy..I can't find it on this page...

Renea & Rich: click on opportunity and then sign up

Renea & Rich: did you find it

John Hawkins: Hahahah..this is going to be funny as Hell...I'm going to sign up with this credit card I stole out of my manager's wallet when they took him to the hospital today...I switched his medication with sugar pills..hahahah...boy is he going to have a big surprise!

Renea & Rich: lol....did you find the area where to sign up.....did you fill out the questionnaire before this site?

Renea & Rich: hello

John Hawkins: Yeah I'm in here now.....but before I sign up I need you to be a good boy....bark boy bark...hahahhahahah

Renea & Rich: Your signing up as a MR for 199

John Hawkins: Sucker.......ever heard of an ICQ prank? I just made u famous =]