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Best Of RWN Humor

Afghanistan, Iraq, & The Axis Of Evil

Behind The Scenes In Iraq With Wolf Streisand
Constant 'Joke' Calls From White House Putting Further Strain On Relations Between US And UN
The Diary of Iseema bin Laden
The Peacenik's Guide To Arresting Terrorists in Afghanistan
Saddam Is Counting On You!
The Saddam Hussein Fan Club
Taliban Accuses America Of Targeting Civilians
The Taliban and Al-Queda's Top 10 Excuses For Being Defeated in Afghanistan
You Stupid American. We Bomb You Now! (More Fan Mail)

Al-Qaeda

The RWN Guide To Osama Bin Laden
Proof That Bin Laden Was Framed!
Ask Osama -- Advice for the Faithful
The Terrorist Quiz
Mad Osama's Super Sale!
Al-Qaeda Job Opening
Brave Sir Bin Laden
Mad Osama's Afghani Real Estate Directory!

Animal Humor

ALF Mix-Up Ends In Feline Tragedy
The Amazing Japanese Dog Translator
Animal Control Fighting Smurf Infestation
Cats or Dogs? Which is the Better Pet?
A Day In The Life Of A Puppy
Profile: Patton
The Puppy-Oil Cannon
RWN's Guide To Raising Your Dog
Tasmanian Devils. Man's New Best Friend?
The Top 10 Things I've Learned From Watching My Dog
Woman Speaks To Cat Like It Was A Human Being

ICQ Pranks

Are You Making Fun of My Name?
Do You Want to Join My Clan?
Emperor Galactus
GAH!!! A Witch!!!
Glad to Help!
I Am A Paecemaker! Peace Is My Gun!
I Am A Paecemaker! Peace Is My Gun Part 2!
The l33t Hax00r
MMMMM...Toes
My Dad Says
The Persistent Spammer
So How Are the Death Matches This Time of Year?
There's A Hacker In The Chat
Welcome to Hell...EHR Australia

Misc

Liberals On The High Seas
The RWN Guide To Anti-Americanism
The Bono Interview
The Top 10 Biggest Lies Told On The Internet
Constitution Ruled Unconstitutional
Politically Correct Fairy Tales
The Right Wing News Guide To Rain Forests
Q&A Friday #24: About The Latest Burger King Commercial
America's Military: Our First Defense Against The Baby Menace
Americans Don't Like Soccer Because It's So Boring It Sucks Your Will To Live
Anthrax? Did Someone Say Anthrax? Panic, Panic, Panic!
April Fool's Prank Page 2007 Collect Call from Carrot-Top Not Accepted
Famous Last Words
God's First Day As Head Negotiator in the Middle Eastern Conflict Goes Poorly
The Greatest Terrorist Threat: Babies
If The Media Treated Basketball Games Like They Treat The War On Terror
If Planned Parenthood Wrote The Next Harry Potter Book...
John Hawkins's Guide to Child Care
John Hawkins's Guide to Child Care Age 2 months - 1 Years
The Journal of an Angsty Teen
Man Is Bitterly Disappointed By 'Wishmaster 3'
Mainstream Media Magazine
Marry Me Jennifer!!!
Non-American Countries Gather for Quadrennial World Cup Wimpfest
The RWN Guide To The American Lawyer (Epluribus Scumsuckingus Iceheartedess Sobness)
The Southerners Guide to Snow
The RWN Idiot Test
The RWN Real-Estate Sale
The Top Ten South Park Episodes Of All-Time
Rules For Terrorist Dating
The Top 10 Worst Excuses For Not Updating RWN
The Top Ten South Park Episodes Of All-Time

Politics

BREAKING NEWS: 15 Year-Old Wins Write-In Campaign For Florida Governorship
Hillary Clinton's Crash Site Photos. Caution-Gory Footage
Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You
The Ultimate Karl Rove T-Shirt
Why I Am A Democrat
The Top 10 Reasons Sesame Street Never Caught On With The Palestinians
The War On Terrorism: Where Do Nations Stand?
What If The Matrix Was Guarded By Homeland Security?
Stranger Danger for Barack
Be My Political Valentine
Elect Cave Troll For President

Relationship Humor

The Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines For Geeks
The Top 10 Worst Things You Can Say on a First Date Part 3
The Top 10 Worst Things You Can Say on a First Date Part 2
The Top 10 Worst Things You Can Say on a First Date
Things To Remember When Dating Geeks, Nerds, Dorks, And Various Other Socially Challenged Guys
Pre-Relationship Agreement
Advice For The Lovelorn
If Your Girlfriend Is A Vegetarian

Translation Guides

The Man's Translation Guide: What Are Women Really Saying
The Republican's Translation Guide: What Are Democrats Really Saying?
Taliban Translation Guide
The Translation Guide For Middle Eastern Dictators
The Translation Guide For Tech Support
The Woman's Translation Guide: What Are Men Really Saying?

The World

30 Fun Facts About Canada
An Open Letter to China
The Axis of Weasels
Canada Announces Going Out of Business Sale
Canadian Fan Mail
Canadian Man Mildly Offended That America Isn't Threatening To Invade Canada
The Canadian Menace
A Pictorial Guide To The 'Axis Of Weasels'
French Army to Market 'Ultimate Surrender' Video Game
French PM: 'It's Great to Be Collaborating with Germany Again!'
Greek Security Team Doesn't Notice Giant Horse
The Right Wing News Guide to the World
The Top 21 National Slogans
US Government Press Release: Rumor Control on Europe

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