This is funny because it's such an accurate representation of the anti-war arguments the peaceniks are making these days...

Shut up you blind ((nationalist/fascist/uglo-american))!

Can't you see that we're all ((insert vague generality)) and that means that the US bombing is profoundly immoral!

You are hurting ((insert babies/women/cute fuzzy animals)) by ((insert bombing/sanctioning/feeding)) them!!

Bombing is not the answer. Violence only ((insert cliche))!

The US should take their case before ((nonexistent int'l court/fumbling UN/"neutral" arab state)) and plead their case there!

This is all about america's ((imperialist/racist/greedy)) desire to secure ((oil/hegemony/influence)) in the world.

Go back to eating your ((big macs/tacos/babies))!!!!!!!11

YuO=f@gG0t!!!!11