The Top 10 Worst Things You Can Say on a First Date Part 2
10) You look so good you make me want to get a job.
9) If we’re stopped by the cops this is your brother’s car and you don’t know what’s in the trunk!
8) There’s 3 words I want to tell you….”You’re Too Fat.”
7) Remember when the stripper comes over I do the tipping.
6) Wow, you kiss like my sister.
5) My wife doesn’t mind that I have boyfriends. They usually babysit the kids when I take her out.
4) You remind me of my uncle who raped me when I was 15. But I really kind of teased him and seduced him into it. I ended up enjoying it. Is that strange?
3) The ladies don’t call me “smooth” for nuthin…
2) I usually date attractive girls, but I’ve decided I really should be with someone more like you.
1) Let’s cut to the chase baby..how much?
– Read part 1 of this article: here.
– Read part 3 of this article: here.