Tom Daschle has recently been hit with withering criticism for ripping the Bush administration's handling of the "War on Terrorism" and suggesting that the Bush tax cut be repealed. Since Daschle is apparently looking for lousy ideas to push we figured we'd try to help him out with the top 10 least popular things Tom Daschle could say...

10) "I want to replace President's Day" with "Saddam Hussein Day!""

9) "American women are a bunch of bossy shrews who should stay in the kitchen where they belong."

8) "I will work hard to cut the number of traffic accidents by banning all left turns."

7) "I'm running for president in 2004 and I've just asked John Walker Lindh to be my running mate"

6) "I am pushing a new law that will make burqas mandatory for all members of feminist organizations."

5) "Enough of that American Eagle. I'd rather have a sh*tting pigeon as our new national bird.

4) "I want to replace social security with mandatory euthanasia for everyone over 65."

3) "I insist that we spend 3 billion dollars to add Jimmy Carter's head to Mt. Rushmore."

2) "Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to change my last name to Hitler and I'm finally gonna do it!"

1) "I've come up with a new design for the Statue of Liberty. It features the Statue of Liberty on all fours while a grinning Democratic Donkey mounts her from behind and smacks her on the @ss."