Layzie: I like dancing too!

Leopard Grrl: a/s/l

Layzie: Is that a math question?

Leopard Grrl: age/sex/location

Layzie: Oh it's one of those internet slang words! OK let me see here.My computer is probably about 4 years old / I'm not sure computers have sex?/ It's on my computer desk silly

Leopard Grrl: age/sex/location=a/s/l like me example -16/f/ne

Layzie: Oh your computer is 16 years old? That's mighty old isn't it? I didn' t know computers had a specific sex...how do you tell? and what in the world is an ne?

Leopard Grrl: no it means what sex are u?

Leopard Grrl: ne is short for nebraska the state

Leopard Grrl: and age means how old u are

Layzie: Oh. I'm sorry I cannot give out personal information. My dad says people can do bad things to you.

Leopard Grrl: Your age and sex and state, how would I find u and y would I want to?

Layzie: I dont know. My dad is smart he knows lots about this stuff. He works in a big company and gets paid a lot of money. He says you might steal me and try to sell me to bad people.

Leopard Grrl: u are messed up please don't talk to me anymore

Layzie: Why?

Leopard Grrl: Cause I don't know if your a f*cking male or female where your from and how old u f*cking are now leave me alone.

Layzie: Why are you being so mean? My dad says people like you should be deported.

Leopard Grrl: u are messed up I will not talk to anyone who won't even tell their f*cking sex now for the last time leave me the f*ck alone

Layzie: Dont you want to know all about my dancing? I dance real good and my dad says i can become a dancer one day and he takes me to practice in our 84 ford.

Leopard Grrl: no

Layzie: Well do you want to talk to my dad? He's real cool. He is a janitor in a big company and gets a lot of money and sometimes when the boss is not there he goes and sits in the bosses chair and smokes cigars.

Layzie: Hey lets talk more. you are cool. maybe I will tell you your sex when my dad goes to the bathroom

Layzie: Hello? hello? stop ignoring me! I am really cool!