10) Drew Barrymore: People across the world are terrified that you and Tom Green will breed. Are you willing to be sterilized to set the public's mind at ease?

9) Jean Claude Van Damme: Do you think it would more accurate to describe your career as "totally and completely over" or "down and irrevocably out?"

8) Jason Biggs: Are you worried about getting typecast based on your role in American Pie? Do you think that casting agents will only call you if they need someone who is willing to "stick their penis into an apple pie?"

7) Osama Bin Laden: Where are you right now?

6) Macaulay Culkin: Have you started becoming an alcoholic, shooting up heroin, going on a crime spree, or just doing whatever it is you failed child stars do when you realize the best part of your life is in the past or are you still in the denial stage?

5) Arnold Schwarzenegger: Would you say that "The Last Action Hero" was the movie that killed your career or do you think it was a culmination of several bad movies?

4) David Arquette: Everyone I know thinks you are an annoying, geeky, talentless turd and yet, you're rich, famous, and married Courtney Cox. I don't really have a question, I just thought I'd tell you that.

3) Michael Jackson: Do you think the general perception that you're a bizarre weirdo who molests children has helped or hurt your career?

2) OJ Simpson: Before the trial started did you ever think you had any chance of actually getting away with it?

1) Woody Allen: So, sex with your adopted daughter, what's that like?